iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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THE FLY IS BACK AT THE TURRET; MARKETS EXPLODE HIGHER

ETH is nearing $400 again. Natty is +11% and AAPL is trading like a small cap. These are the wondrous things I am welcomed back to in my first full trading day in a few weeks, post “vacation.”

So what is the first thing I did?

I sold AKER for a fucking 16% loss.

Mad at that, I took to the open seas in search of new fish. I found AMBO waddling around, so I power boosted it. It halted, caught fire, and then I sold it for a +32% win. It took all but 2 mins to execute the buy and sale.

Then I sold JMIA from last week for +17% and now hold mostly cash and a few new positions.

The world is my fucking oyster and I fuck it often.

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  1. CoinSpeak

    ETH is a Crypto Chinese Burrito.

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  2. alty

    Real men focus on earnings and cash flow. Play the long game. People attracted to crypto are the same that play the lotto and bet on sports. They’re low IQ.

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