iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I’m a Crypto Tycoon Again

Finna get a lambo soon off my cryptos wins. I’m selling my house in order to go all in for the big bounce off the bottom.

The entire complex is up. Everyone is rich again.

Related: Dow futures are +100. This will not survive the evening, believe me. Crash is coming, so horrible and morbid. It’s going to be the greatest crash ever — it’ll make 1929 look like a fucking cake walk.

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4 comments

  1. ericbakerbruce
    ericbakerbruce

    Drunk again?

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  2. snoozemr

    hmm we ate about 260% off the bottom. Your crypto tycoonery is only surpassed by your oil baronry, in a 3x inverse directionshares degree of astuteness.

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  3. helicopter money
    helicopter money

    Check out Matic. It has the highest volume on binance and it was only released a few weeks ago. Coinbase also invested in them awhile back. They are going to allow ethereum to scale so its network won’t get congested like when crypto kitties was a thing. Also 4chan is shilling it hard.

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