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Peak Feminism: Pinterest to Come Public Today

My wife loves Pinterest. I think it’s a giant piece of shit and waste of time. Fuck off with your crafting ideas and redecorating schemes. According to the internet, 80% of users on Pinterest are female, which is gender insensitive if you think about it — since men are women now and women are sometimes men. Alas, the point being — it is used by beta cuck fagLords and also women who like to waste time online learning how to bead.

Because the VC whores opted to get liquid on Joe Public — it is coming public today. I suspect they’ll jerk it off on CNBC in an attempt to make it ejaculate into all of your faces today — but it’ll be a flop. See, men, real men, hate Pinterest and we’ll never use it. What sort of social media site only caters to one gender and thinks they can get away with it?

Pinterest does.

Cheers to peak feminism and the beginning of the destruction of the very odious matriarchy — who have been keeping good men down for too long. We will short this PINS down to the ground, burn it, and then get down from our horses, and then throw its remains down into the rocks for the vultures to pick at and clean.

Happy Thursday morning fuckers.

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5 comments

  1. irma vep

    $FB. e-scrapbooking. Ugh!

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  2. irma vep

    I should check Pinterest out. Last time I visited the site was 2 years ago. Is it transactional? Can you buy and sell stuff?

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  3. roguewave

    I refuse to grovel in the rocks. I will throw PINS remains down into the rocks without dismounting.

    Disclosure: I am long vultures

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  4. matt_bear

    still holding $JPM?

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  5. flea

    Too funny, dude!

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