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Gold Hasn’t Even Begun to Move Yet…Watch

Goldfags throughout the universe are watching every tick now, as it swiftly moves into resistance — testing a 6 year traffic jam which has led to countless false starts and shattered dreams.

Seasonally speaking, gold is supposed to do well in February. According to the seasonality engines in Exodus — the returns should be both outsized and spectacular.

The reality has been nothing more than milquetoast — down 1% over the past two weeks.

As gold ebbs slowly like an overturned jar of sweet molasses — expect to see momentum traders enter the fray — providing tinder for this already moribund group of asshole stocks. Should gold not break out this week, I will quite literally chop my anatomy off and shoot myself into outerspace — never to be seen or heard from again.

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7 comments

  1. flyaway17

    When you exit the trade it will breakout, so be patient. The other thing is, you never leave us even when you threaten to do so, I just can’t take you seriously anymore. I mean, it’s been 10 years.

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  2. skunkbuttstew

    GOLD, Bitchezz!!

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  3. tradercaddy

    Sitting here bored at LaGuardia waiting to go home and I’m reading about a possible Barrick buyout of FCX.

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  4. edge

    Holding NUGT. Gold breakout looks likely, but keep in mind, it’s far from a guarantee.

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  5. oldmantrader

    “As gold ebbs slowly like an overturned jar of sweet molasses”

    another classic.

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  6. juice

    to reiterate

    Top picks
    gold – WDOFF, SPVEF, KL, BTG
    silver – FSM, PAAS

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  7. edge

    Miners quite happy this am.

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