iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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More Non-Stop Madness: Markets Only Melt Up On Fridays

Get used to the new normal. We used to never bottom on Fridays. More recently, we never trade down.

I sold BZUN for a quick 7% win, bought some MDB and more SMAR.

Seriously, I cannot be stopped. All of your efforts have failed. I made coin on the downside and now on the upside, incredulously. It would please you to see me fail, but I only disappoint you with my unbridled success. I am, quite seriously and severely, the best god damned stock market trade of the past 250 years.

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3 comments

  1. edge

    You’re pretty good. I made money up and down, but not as much as you. Giving a little back today.

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  2. edge

    I’m sure that this market is dangerous but I’m not sure who it’s dangerous for.

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  3. bennyhill

    Thanks for that soxs tip boss

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