Another Day of Massive Wins at House Fly — You’ve Been Dispatched

Winning is nothing without the sweet taste of revenge — the decidedly dumbfounded look on the faces of my enemies. Over the past 3 weeks, I’ve been on the greatest and most prolific trading streaks of my illustrious career.

I recall during the dot com rise a streak of twenty straight successful trades, but I didn’t know any better and the wins were taken for granted — because I was young, very overzealous, and entirely retarded.

What I’ve done here is nothing short of magic — a 25 for 28 streak that has produced percentage gains in the high double digits. I’ve received emails from several of you, showing off account balances tripled in value — all thanks to my very hard and steady market hand.

Listen to me now and listen to me good: I will never lose money in a stock trade again. I will navigate this market perfectly and trade to and fro with space alien magician (SAM) precision. If you’re fortunate, and also lucky, you can glean from my wake and benefit from my wins, feeding your families steaks and potatoes instead of grilled cheese and pasta.

Heading out the day, winshipping.

Top picks: OSTK, BILI, EVBG, QTWO, and CBLK

You see me talking shit, greasy, right? Well, there’s a reason. Every single god damned trade is given in real time inside Exodus — emails go out and the whole 9 yards. These are all of my recent trades in my active account.

Booked:

PS +20%
SOGO +16%
MDB +12%
PVTL +13.5%
QD -3%
SSTI +7%
HUBS +10%
IQ +32%
BITA +4%
SMAR +26% (doubled up)
ZUO +21%
BILI +12% (doubled up)
HUYA +19%

Open:

BILI +10%
BSTI flat
CBLK +5%
EVBG +2% (opened today)
EVGN -17% (old)
FIVN +1.6%
FIZZ +13%
OSTK +7% (opened today)
QTWO flat (opened today)
SHAK +8.5%
YEXT +7.5%
ZX -2% (old)

So out of 28 trades, I’ve lost money on just 3. My win rate is ~90% and the net results are nothing less than staggering. That’s why I’m talking shit. Try to stop me.

This is what I did this morning.

Sold PVTL +13.5%
Sold MDB +12%
Sold $SSTI +7%

Bought OSTK
Bought EVBG
Bought QTWO

What are you doing with your lives? More nothing.

Shit, I’m already up a buck and a quarter on OSTK.

It must be getting annoying for you to bear witness to this unprecedented level of winship. You sit there in your indecorously hideous and disheveled chair, a defeated man, dispatched by the man in the time capsule zipping thru outer-fucking-space. Sure, you’ve got your charts and your work, keeping you busy for 10 hours per day combing through dog-shit, whilst I simply carelessly toss 20% winner after winner onto the internets like I was feeding bread to a pack of pigeons.

Taking an early gander, it appears most of my positions are up a genteel 2% this morning, merely child’s play for the day to come. Based upon the laws of probability and ‘big numbers’, I am long overdue a loss — a hideous one to offset all of these wins; but that isn’t going to happen today. I have momentum on my side now and there’s literally nothing that can be done to stop me.

Bear that in mind please.

Peace in N. Korea has been achieved. Very soon we will all visit N. Korea and enjoy their beach resorts. Futures are marginally higher on this news. Some stocks are really lighting up bears this morning, such as RH, TSLA, PLAY, and GLMD.

Off to eat some break-fast.

I’m not even being facetious with that title. Larry ‘of America’ Kudlow is a life long free trader — a globalist through and through. But he’s also a republican and loyal to the President. Trump chose Larry to be his chief economic advisor and I have all the reasons to believe that his appointment, in fact, is the reason why he’s in Walter Reed hospital now after suffering from a heart attack.

Our Great Larry Kudlow, who has been working so hard on trade and the economy, has just suffered a heart attack. He is now in Walter Reed Medical Center.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 12, 2018

I love Larry and hope he has a speedy recovery and I also hope he quits public life. Fuck politics Larry — go enjoy the balance of your life in Italy or fucking Colombia, stuffing your face with exotic foods.

His wife says he’s doing fine.

UPDATE: Judy Kudlow, Larry Kudlow's wife, tells @washingtonpost that her husband is "doing fine," adding that the doctors at Walter Reed National Medical Center "are fabulous" https://t.co/hCTgBrqson pic.twitter.com/C5hGJQbyM9

— CBS News (@CBSNews) June 12, 2018

Dow futs are +46.

I stand alone at the top of this mountain kicking all those who dare climb up into the face. As I watch them tumble down and into crevasses, I am reminded of the schoolyard as a wee lad — where I used to play games with hardballs — hurting people with my fastball. They couldn’t catch the short hops, so I’d throw the ball to short hop, which would either jump up and hit them in their faces, or into their shoulder — leaving them humiliated and ashamed in the yard in front of all the others.

I’m not a bully. But if you’re going to play with me, know that I play hard and I will hurt you — because I have a mental malady that causes me to compete at all times. Lucky for you, most fortunately, you get to profit from my wake — like small chum traveling alongside a great white shark.

Into the close, I felt confident and will feel that way tomorrow when I awake and see several of my stocks up 4%+ in the pre-market.

Trades are discussed and executed in real time in Exodus. Alerts are given in your email box. If you’re a member, you have no excuse other than your own laziness.

Good day.

The stock Gods are dead and have no power over my fate. I can literally do as I like, sell for profit at will, and pick new stocks before they go up as easy as stealing candy from a poor baby in a stroller.

I sold PS, booked a 20% gain.
I sold SOGO, booked a 16% gain.

With half the proceeds, I stepped in and bought FIVN. I’ll be booking gains there too.

Top picks: CBLK, YEXT, MDB, BSTI, FIVN

In lieu of the 20 cent loss I took in QD this morning, I scoured the Chinese markets for a suitable replacement and came up with BSTI — an ancillary play off BABA. Upwards of 25% of their business comes from BABA and there isn’t any concern about that changing, since Chinese officials would kill everyone involved, should the status quo change.

I’m thinking this stock can break the fuck out soon and head into the $14s. The chart looks very beautiful.

I sold out of QD for a nominal loss.

We all have to lose sometime.

Now back to your previously scheduled winship.

PVTL +8%
SOGO +3%
CBLK +3.2%
PS +3%

What the fuck are you doing with your lives?

YEXT is next. Write that down there son, on that little piece of paper you have next to you.

Back to work.