Winning is nothing without the sweet taste of revenge — the decidedly dumbfounded look on the faces of my enemies. Over the past 3 weeks, I’ve been on the greatest and most prolific trading streaks of my illustrious career.
I recall during the dot com rise a streak of twenty straight successful trades, but I didn’t know any better and the wins were taken for granted — because I was young, very overzealous, and entirely retarded.
What I’ve done here is nothing short of magic — a 25 for 28 streak that has produced percentage gains in the high double digits. I’ve received emails from several of you, showing off account balances tripled in value — all thanks to my very hard and steady market hand.
Listen to me now and listen to me good: I will never lose money in a stock trade again. I will navigate this market perfectly and trade to and fro with space alien magician (SAM) precision. If you’re fortunate, and also lucky, you can glean from my wake and benefit from my wins, feeding your families steaks and potatoes instead of grilled cheese and pasta.
Heading out the day, winshipping.
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