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Here’s How to Use the Hybrid Oversold/Overbought Oscillator in Exodus

Everything in Exodus is visual — tailor made for this new world of ADD afflicted millennials. I send out emails to members of Exodus on a weekly basis showcasing features in great detail. Since it’s a Friday and I’m feeling good about my positions, I’ll show you the Hybrid oscillator for sectors and how one might use it to gauge markets and trade off it.

This oscillator is our predictive element and it is available in all industries and sectors. Here you can clearly see that the Tech sector was very distressed on 4/2. I’d argue that if many of you saw this, it might’ve coerced you into a full long positions, no?

The data for the Qs corroborates what I just showed you in the oscillator.

And it went straight up after that — paying for everyone’s membership for the next 2-3 years.

Any questions?

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Markets in Turmoil and Crashing, So I Bought $SONO

“The Fly” doesn’t give a shit about Turkish Lira contagion or lower equity markets. For the most part, I speak to you an unscathed man — a hardened soldier who has figured out a way to avoid hand grenades by hiding, mind you, inside of mines filled with dynamite sticks.

Literally nothing can happen to me. I am safe in HUBS, YEXT, ZEN, TEAM, NTNX, NEWR, SPOT and more.

Being that the world is upset over Turkey, I felt it was my duty to buy back SONO; because it’s times like this that people need to unwind and enjoy some music. If you’re in Turkey and watching your life savings dwindle down the Lira drain, head out to your local Best Buy and buy a few Sonos speakers. I promise you’ll be able to redeem a fair price for them when you need to sell them for food. People always like Sonos speakers. Whoever does not like them — please step forward.

The moral of this story is ageless, as it is wise: “The Fly” wins all the time and often. Come join us inside Exodus (only email required for trial) and witness the grandeur first hand.

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Currency Crisis in Turkey: Erdogan Calls on Citizens to Sell Dollars and Buy Lira Amidst Collapse in Currency

This has become a big deal, seemingly overnight. Let’s not over analyze it or delve into hyperbole and simply observe facts. The Turkish Lira is cratering and crashing in Wagnerian Opera fashion, off by 13% for the day on news that Erdogan is telling citizens to sell dollars and take the gold from under their mattresses and buy Lira. The fuck.

“Change the euros, the dollars and the gold that you are keeping beneath your pillows into lira at our banks. This is a domestic and national struggle,” Erdogan said, according to an Associated Press translation.

The result is the Turkish stock market crashing by 4.5% and sharply lower European markets — with Italy leading the fray down by 2.3%. It’s worth noting, Russian markets are down 2.6%

Over in the bond market, we are seeing an interesting development where Italian and Spanish bond yields are diverging from German and Swiss. This typically occurs during periods of financial distress, as investors parse thru the crap of Europe and gravitate towards the financially sounds. Although the Lira is crashing, it’s worth noting there isn’t a crash occurring in Turkish bonds today.

Dow futures are -150, Nasdaq -55. Bitcoin is higher by 3%. I’m expecting safe haven to occur in TLT, which is traditionally a splendid place to park dollars during August.

And here’s a digital dump of some analysts discussing this new and exciting crisis.

And here is our President, incredulously dropping salt on the wounds of Turkey, tweeting that he’s increasing tariffs on them and highlighting the run on the Lira — which is hurting millions of Turkish citizens. NOT NICE! Sad.

My best guess — keep your eyes on the USD-TRY cross for $7. If it breaks $7 in a fast way, you could start to see capital markets respond very negatively very quickly, as Turkish banks scramble to raise capital requirements.

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Sharpe Haters Get in Here and Explain This

Every stockbroker in America, aka ‘financial advisors’ or ‘planners’, use this metric to shill their schemes. They act as if a high net worth individual cannot access this data without their help.

Here’s a simple enough screen. Stocks with Sharpe ratios above 2 vs below 2. The above 2 produced a YTD return of +55%, while under 2 did absolutely nothing. This is the present day hedge fund hotel. If your argument is ‘well high Sharpe’s are high because their stocks are up — that’s not a valid excuse. Sharpe’s don’t move that fast. High Sharpe’s crush low Sharpe’s across various time frames — because that’s where money flow is going.

Chicken vs egg paradox.

Same screen in Exodus over a 1 week timeframe produced a gain of +2.2 for Sharpe’s over 2 vs a gain of only 0.2% for under 2.

You’ve been courrected and educated.

As you were.

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So Many Breakouts; Ran Out of Money

My resources in my active account are limited, thanks to my 75% allocation into a quant model. Nevertheless, I am able to have lots of fun, swashbuckling and muckraking thru capital markets like a true pirate.

I bought several new stocks today, my favorite being YEXT. However, there are numerous breakouts taking place in tech. In my opinion, if you’re looking at other sectors, you’re plainly wasting your time.

Here is my favorite momentum screen in Exodus. Note that ROKU and SAIL was on it yesterday, before today’s giant lift.

DWCH looks really good.

Of my holdings, the following are my top picks right now: HUBS, NEWR, NTNX, YEXT, TEAM, and ZEN.

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FUCKED ALERT: Turkish Lira Plunges 5%

It’s over for their civilization. I wonder what they did to deserve this?

The Turkish Lira is down 5% intra-day.

“The Turkish delegation went to Washington, and there seem to be no compromises on offer at the moment, and confidence in the currency remains weak,” said Kit Juckes, the global head of FX strategy at Societe Generale.

The Trump administration earlier this month announced sanctions against Turkey for failing to release Andrew Brunson, an evangelical pastor who has been detained for nearly two years.

Fuck NATO. Oh boy.

Related tickers: TKC, TUR.

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FUCKING SPACE FORCE LAUNCHED — AMERICA WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE SOON

I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life — the Space Force branch of the military — because conquering planet earth simply isn’t enough. Many generations from now, the world will harken back to this period when the military apparatus of the US started a unit for outer space, designed to attack other planets. All of the movies we’ve seen about evil alien races laying waste of Earth was actually a foreshadowing of what we’re going to do to other planets.

We are an evil people, a dark, insidious, force to be reckoned with. You know for damned sure, if there was a gigantic surplus of oil on some shit-panned planet out there — our fucking ‘space force’ would annihilate the people on it — dubbing them as ‘space terrorists’ and then take it all.

Here’s a text of Trump discussing this new bold initiative.

“My administration is reclaiming America’s heritage as the world’s greatest space-faring nation,” Trump said in the East Room, joined by members of his space council. “The essence of the American character is to explore new horizons and to tame new frontiers.”

Trump had previously suggested the possibility of creating a space unit that would include portions equivalent to parts of the air force, army and navy. But his directive will task the Defence Department to begin the process of establishing the “space force” as the sixth branch of the U.S. armed forces.

“When it comes to defending America, it is not enough to merely have an American presence in space. We must have American dominance in space,” Trump said. He added: “We are going to have the Air Force and we are going to have the space force, separate but equal.”

Turning to seek out Dunford, Trump said, “General Dunford, if you would carry that assignment out, I would be very greatly honoured also … Where’s General Dunford? General? Got it?”

Dunford appeared to acknowledge the order, responding, “we got it.” But the directive seemed to take defence officials by surprise. Creating a new joint military command is largely the purview of Congress, which would have to provide the authority and any funding or shifting of money to a new unit.

This is exactly what I voted for — a space force that could invade the moon and bring back cheap healthcare expenses and a wall to keep out lawnmowers.

In other news, which space stocks do you like for this endeavor? LMT, RTN, AJDA, VSAT, LORL, ATRO?

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You Cannot Stop the Madness: Bought $NTNX

If you want the short version of how Fly is doing these days, look no further than my triple sized HUBS position and doubled sized TEAM and ZEN holdings. I don’t think I’ve done something this bold in quite some time. I am literally invincible, unable to lose money if I wanted to.

Going along with that nice thought process, I spent the balance of whatever cash was held in escrow — buying NTNX. Super powerful growth rate and open air running look to the stock. I dare any of you to sell it down short. It will only serve to be your very own gravedigger.

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Gentlemen, The Trade War Has Been Won Again

This out of China.

Source: CNBC

Wang, who was the architect of the “China Dream”, Xi’s vision for China to become a strong and prosperous nation, has been taken to task by the Chinese leader for crafting an excessively nationalistic image for the country, which has only provoked the United States, the sources said.

“He’s in trouble for mishandling the propaganda and hyping up China too much,” said one of the sources, who has ties to China’s leadership and propaganda system.

The office of the party’s spokesman did not respond to a request for comment on Wang and his relationship with Xi, or on whether China had erred in its messaging in the trade war.

There is a growing feeling within the Chinese government that the outlook for China has “become grim”, according to a government policy advisor, following the deterioration in relations between China and the United States over trade. The advisor requested anonymity.

Those feelings are also shared by other influential voices.

“Many economists and intellectuals are upset about China’s trade war policies,” an academic at a Chinese policy think tank told Reuters, speaking on condition of anonymity due to the sensitivity of the issue. “The overarching view is that China’s current stance has been too hard-line and the leadership has clearly misjudged the situation.”

Trump is crushing China with literally no backlash, other than some retarded soybean farmers in the midwest. This is what happens when you have nothing to lose — you go for broke.

SAAS stocks are ebullient. I missed out on the ROKU trade — because I’m a pussy. Won’t happen again, believe me.

I stepped in this morning and bought YEXT and SWCH. I’m barreling into perdition, sinning like a motherfucker, yet appreciative of my time here. These are the halcyon days, the time and place when everything was great and we all made a lot of coin in markets. You will regret not being involved.

Come and take a free trial in Exodus. I promise to make you a better human being.

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This is America: FUNDING SECURED

Thanks to a market moving Tweet, it appears Elon Musk is now going to be investigated by the cuckholds at the SEC. This is the rule that will likely be applied during the investigation.

§ 240.14e-8 Prohibited conduct in connection with pre-commencement communications.

It is a fraudulent, deceptive or manipulative act or practice within the meaning of section 14(e) of the Act ( 15 U.S.C. 78n) for any person to publicly announce that the person (or a party on whose behalf the person is acting) plans to make a tender offer that has not yet been commenced, if the person:

(a) Is making the announcement of a potential tender offer without the intention to commence the offer within a reasonable time and complete the offer;

(b) Intends, directly or indirectly, for the announcement to manipulate the market price of the stock of the bidder or subject company; or

(c) Does not have the reasonable belief that the person will have the means to purchase securities to complete the offer.

It’s all well and good and we all enjoy the Trump-esque black humor of Musk — but one must ask: where the fuck is he getting $71 billion to execute a leveraged buyout of his insane company?

A deal of this size and scale would’ve been leaked through the improper channels on Wall Street and, thus far, all of the highly paid analysts who cover TSLA are highly skeptical that such a deal is even possible, let alone in the works.

ENTER TWITTER.

In light of Musk’s outrageous tweet, people created their own memes, mostly retarded, but many entertaining.

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