Thanks to a market moving Tweet, it appears Elon Musk is now going to be investigated by the cuckholds at the SEC. This is the rule that will likely be applied during the investigation.
§ 240.14e-8 Prohibited conduct in connection with pre-commencement communications.
It is a fraudulent, deceptive or manipulative act or practice within the meaning of section 14(e) of the Act ( 15 U.S.C. 78n) for any person to publicly announce that the person (or a party on whose behalf the person is acting) plans to make a tender offer that has not yet been commenced, if the person:
(a) Is making the announcement of a potential tender offer without the intention to commence the offer within a reasonable time and complete the offer;
(b) Intends, directly or indirectly, for the announcement to manipulate the market price of the stock of the bidder or subject company; or
(c) Does not have the reasonable belief that the person will have the means to purchase securities to complete the offer.
It’s all well and good and we all enjoy the Trump-esque black humor of Musk — but one must ask: where the fuck is he getting $71 billion to execute a leveraged buyout of his insane company?
A deal of this size and scale would’ve been leaked through the improper channels on Wall Street and, thus far, all of the highly paid analysts who cover TSLA are highly skeptical that such a deal is even possible, let alone in the works.
In light of Musk’s outrageous tweet, people created their own memes, mostly retarded, but many entertaining.
Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 7, 2018
When you hit the club with the funding secured pic.twitter.com/VZzAAaoAMf
— StockTwits (@StockTwits) August 8, 2018
Are considering changing all Busch Light packaging to say Busch Latte. Funding secured.
— Busch Beer (@BuschBeer) August 8, 2018
FUNDING SECURED pic.twitter.com/svlPG4ifNa
— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) August 7, 2018
My safe word(s) is “funding secured”
— Ramp Capital?? (@RampCapitalLLC) August 7, 2018
Am considering getting @dominos delivery tonight. Funding secured.
— ?ully esq. (@BullyEsq) August 7, 2018
Am considering getting my cock out at 11pm. Funding secured.
— Garry Newman (@garrynewman) August 7, 2018
Don’t worry about funding. It’ll be secured. Think big.
— Ramp Capital?? (@RampCapitalLLC) August 8, 2018
— Breaking Out Bad (@BreakingOutBad) August 8, 2018
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