Q3 Is In the Books — Prepare for EXTREME Winship Barreling into Year End

Listen to me, it’s impossible for me to lose. And even when I lose, it’s more of a joke than anything else. I had an incredible quarter and a grand summer. I’ve been many things on this blog, comedian, artist, writer, malcontent, asshole, political hack, spammer, salesman etc. I am none of those things now. I am a blunt fucking instrument of profit, to be used expressly for the purposes of crushing everything in my path. Maybe the last part was a bit superfluous in its violent expression, but you get my drift.

What’s important to note is the data and also the trends.

Industry winners for q3

There’s no need for me to tell you about the losers. No one cares and you shouldn’t be focusing on ill performers during a bull market.

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Gotta run — things to do, dumb bells to lift.

This is a calculated risk. Normally I wouldn’t do something as risky as this — but I’m feeling some zeal on this glorious Friday morning and figured what better way to show appreciation for the gifts bestowed upon me by my DNA sequence than to press the pedal down and turn up the gas on my NBEV position.

My basis is now $4.73 and it represents 10% of my portfolio.

Cannabis tea is gonna happen and what better brand than Marley Beverages?

Also, I stepped in and bought some XON — a Randall Fucking Kirk company, based on their interest in cannabis drugs.

We’re living in a new world now. Either adapt or become irrelevant.

NOTE: My cash has dwindled down to $00.00. I am fully invested.

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I just bought this stock exactly $100 higher from where I sold it.

My price target is $420, at which point my funding will be secured, indefinitely.

Thus far, I am long three cannabis plays: TLRY, NBEV, and BLRX.

The reps are Merrill are no longer permitted to buy stocks under $5 or with market caps under $300m.

Below is my analysis. Prove me wrong.

Merrill Lynch bans low priced, low market cap stocks — because their reps are infants who only deserve to pound the phones all day long to hit their quotas. pic.twitter.com/TpoqrGQ9lX

— The_Real_Fly (@The_Real_Fly) September 28, 2018

People should not be dealing with micro caps all the time. They’re bad for your financial health. But having a ban on them is ridiculous and tantamount of infantile behavior, on behalf of the complianceFAGS at Merrill. Fact: complianceFAGS are salty AF and jealous of all reps because they make 10x what they take home. Fact: management only wants drones drilling the phones all day long to raise assets for advisory plans. Fact: if you work at Merrill, you’re an idiot.

Some of you forgot the credit crisis of 2012, when the Italians and the Spanish and the Greeks were the precipice of disaster. Things got so bad, even the French were at risk, with rapidly ascending bond yields. The only countries in Europe worth anything are the nordic nations, Switzerland, and Germany.

Italian markets are lower by more than 4%, dragging the rest of Europe down with it, due to new government spending, of the socialist nature.

Late on Thursday, Italy’s coalition government approved a budget that set the target for next year’s deficit at 2.4 percent of gross domestic product. That’s more than the 2 percent limit Finance Minister Giovanni Tria was said to be willing to tolerate, and high enough to ensure pushback from the European Commission when the government presents its plan in mid-October.

It’s not the headline deficit number itself that’s spooking bondholders. It’s less than the 3 percent level demanded of euro members, though still not low enough to tackle Italy’s debt-to-GDP ratio of more than 130 percent. And the euro’s muted reaction shows that traders don’t see this developing into an existential crisis for the common currency project.

More worrying is the febrile political backdrop to the budget proposal, which includes a basic income for the poor, tax cuts and a reversal of previously announced plans to raise the retirement age. There’s also justified concern that Deputy Premiers Matteo Salvini and Luigi Di Maio will continue to find new populist political projects that will need funding, further testing the patience of their finance minister.

Speculation that Tria will resign from the finance ministry has become something of a daily event. “I won’t quit, for the good of the country,” Repubblica cited him as saying. “There would be the risk of a financial storm. We would throw the country into chaos.”

He’s absolutely correct. Tria’s resignation would prompt another re-rating of Italy’s creditworthiness, and not for the better. Italy’s ratings are already at risk, with both Moody’s Investors Service and Standard & Poor’s slated to update their assessments of the nation’s creditworthiness next month.

Traders who drove Italian two- and 10-year yields up by 27 basis points on Friday, to 1.05 percent and 3.15 percent respectively, are right to be concerned. Italy’s newfound appetite for increased government spending comes just as the European Central Bank is planning to withdraw some of its support from the government bond market by halting its sovereign debt purchases by the end of the year.

“The fence that protects the prey will soon be lifted,” Claudio Borghi, head of the budget committee in Italy’s lower house, told Bloomberg News in an interview last month.

Moreover, falling government bond prices don’t just hurt bond investors. The so-called doom loop between European banks and their sovereign bond holdings is still very much in effect. The banking sector was the worst-performer in the Stoxx Europe 600 index on Friday.

“We don’t fear the markets,” Stefano Patuanelli, head of the Five Star group of senators, said soon after the budget plans were unveiled. But the markets do fear the next scene in this political and economic drama, and they are correct to be wary.

At current levels, Italy’s 10-year debt yields about 265 basis points more than German bonds. More tussles between the government and its finance minister, or signs that the European Commission will play hardball when the budget plan is presented, and the spread could easily blow through the 290 basis-point high set on Aug. 31.

Basic income for the poor? Good luck with that fucked-faces. You’re living off the German tit, Italy. Your country is insolvent because you’re government is led by criminals. Nothing to see here, other than sharply higher bond prices. We’re to deal with this bullshit again, the violent dance between German, Swiss, and the PIGS — scaring people back into a technocracy.

Our markets are weak in the pre-market, Nasdaq futures off by 26. The dollar is higher by 0.5% v the euro, not bad with all things considered. Since it’s a Friday and ‘who knows what can happen over the weekend’, you should expect markets to remain weak all day.

I don’t know what’s wrong with some of you haters, fagLORDS at the Business insider and Zerohedge, always talking shit about the smartest man in the world, Elon Musk. Sure, he tends to lean on hyperbole in order to make a point and he’s an excellent salesman; but that’s the whole God damned point. If it wasn’t for Elon, the idea of electric cars would never have come to fruition. The retards in Detroit would still be spitting out those ridiculous cars, made from the shittiest and dumbest people on the planet. What Elon brings to the table is intelligence that is scalable, designed to improve the entire fucking human race.

Low level cro-magnons get jealous of Elon — because they’re simply reflecting their own unhappiness unto the world. Truth is, men like Elon should get away with small crimes, such as tweets that say “FUNDING SECURED.” For the love of Christ, politicians get away with far worse. Bankers literally kill people and cause financial ruin on a global scale.

Let Elon take acid and head on over to Twitter and say whatever the fuck he wants to say.

“Funding Secured” — sure Elon we believe you — keep boring tunnels into LA and making reusable rockets that the misfits at NASA could never produce — and you can secure whatever the fuck you want. Give the man a division of the SEC and permit him to go after short sellers who bother him, or low level reporters who orbit around him like mosquitoes, attempting to draw his genetically superior blood.

Tesla is down in the AHs because idiots think Musk is in danger. If the human race is to be trusted, this too shall pass.

Not much ado today, other than pace with time. I stepped in and bought some SQ, because Jack can do no wrong and is the bet CEO in America. Granted, he has a passive aggressive proclivity towards authoritarianism; but who am I to judge, a man who created his very own BANNED page and IP redirect into the confines of a certain Greg Solomon for re-education.

Instead of getting mad and fighting like retards, I find it best to fit in with the times. Sure, you can make the argument that conforming is a cowardice and I would agree with that analysis. However, one can presume to be conforming, but actually subversive, biding his time and waiting for the correct moment to strike and strike hard. Can he not? One should know the battlefield and when the odds are unfavorable. Simple waiting for an advantage point to strike isn’t cowardice, but cunning strategy.

With SQ, I am only looking for a small gain, across the magical plane of $100 and a little more.

Top picks: SHAK, TEAM, HUBS, NOW, and ZEN.

I took a drill to the head with this SVMK, losing 13% during a 1 day hold. Whatever.

Moving on, it seems a lot of chatter surrounding DTEA and cannabis infused teas is percolating again. Some believe this is an industry ripe for expansion, possibly amounting to a market worth $600m.

NBEV already has the infrastructure and the brand in place, via Marley Beverages. Literally no one can compete.

But the market isn’t very accommodative today, in spite of the headline action. Just 58% of stocks are up and the best sectors are utilities. Today is a fine day to accumulate your best patterns.

I’m 20% cash, looking to deploy everything.

I told you this would happen. I hope you didn’t get hooked into the idea that stocks were going to sally lower.

I have to be honest with you — this is getting boring. But I press on, boats against the current.

Here goes. I bought back NBEV, based off this bizarre move in TLRY — ripping tits to the upside. That’s it. We’re all gonna get stoned now. Drink up lads.

That aside, I am happily and merrily and gayly long SVMK, EB, WK and TEAM, as well as many others.

I just got done eating supper. I made steamed lemon sole in a fish veloute sauce. With the fish were some sautéed potatoes and English peas. I eat my peas every single time, even when they taste bad. In my case, as is always true when I am cooking, the peas were very good.

After a supper like that, I’m still hungry and will probably make some coffee to cessate my appetite.

I just wanted to log on tonight to remind you that you’re an idiot if you sold stocks today, even dumber if you sold short. I have a lot of theories on life and people, and they’ve been evolving quite a bit in recent years. I no longer wish to wantonly insult anyone, since it serves no purpose other than to enjoy laughter of the superfluous nature. As a man who is rapidly aging and becoming quite odious, I do not believe a person, such as myself, should enjoy superfluous laughter. I try to read a lot, never science fiction rubbish or motivational FAGbooks. I only read the classics, harkening back to an era when I was supposed to be born. Now I have to deal with transgenders running around cutting dicks off. It’s absolutely maddening.

I have some of this Eventbright, ticker EB, and some of this gorilla monkey shit, SVMK, alongside a fuckload of SAAS stocks. Listen to me now, if you’re not spending 75% of your time formulating a plan to profit off SAAS, you’re wasting time and energy.

I think I’ll log the fuck off now. Not much to say anymore. Just try to remember that you’re as stupid now as the day you were born, same goes with your wife, parents, and most certainly your kids.