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Getting Back to the FAGBOX is Fun, Easy to Do

Listen to me now. We’re going back to the FAGBOX.

Feel free to get long with impunity. Nothing can stop you. Once back inside the box, or just below it, you’ll come into heavy selling and likely get your face blow off clean. If I were you, and thank God I am not, I’d play the market for this eventuality.

Bet against the man in the time capsule, lose everything — wife, cars, house, kids etc.

I know futures are lower; but that means literally nothing. Futures will be jimmying higher by the opening tick-tock. Men with stupid hats and ugly ties will position billions into stocks, barreling into the New Year. Those same people will be executed come 2019. Meanwhile, times are good and the goose is fat. Do not lament Le Fly because he’s swifter, more odious than you. Play the box, but do not dare enter the box. The box is for chopping only.

As you were.

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9 comments

  1. schizo178

    it will get back eventually, in a long enough time line that is

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  2. it is showtime

    holiday hangover upcoming

    AND:
    escalation against trump starting january 3
    and he will escalate back

    AND:
    housing rollover

    FUCK xlf
    and! FUCK JAPAN

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    • spaceman

      You’re ruining it all for all of us boo-hoo-hoo mommy mommy err Fly Fly help hey what about physical gold???

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  3. jonnybegood2

    i agree with Fly -I think if we open lower (which looks likely) we will turn up in the a.m. or midday. These days that’s sort of going out on a limb – but i still think we rise up into new years – again with the precursor that Trump tweets no stupid shit during trading hours. But i am looking to sell various tickets, unless things really go dicey / negative when we open, and then perhaps I might nibble.

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  4. bronze28

    futures down over 400 points; getting fuuuuked.

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  5. numbersgame

    Excellent theory, one that I would have bought 17 hours ago. I d o think that the open is a head fake created by weak hands calling their brokers yesterday and bailing. Form that perspective, i think we end higher today.

    However with an open like this, do I think the SPY is going to overcome the pre-market dipd level and THEN rally a further 5% in two days to get back to the box. Nope, nope, nope.

    Bulls will be wistfully wishing for the good old days when they were bouncing around the edge of an trap door, instead of present days of, “It rubs the lotion on its skin.” hell.

    I’ve got a long bias with a large NFLX hedge, so something ought to work for me today. Whatever happens today, I’ll be (likely) positioning to see yesterday’s close again sometime tomorrow.

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  6. chumpdaddy

    That box is looking more like a wave 2 counter-counter trend in a classic 3 wave correction from the prevailing trend, which makes us in the middle of an extended wave 3.

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