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The Trump Who Cried Wolf; Cramer, Faber Get Bearish on the Economy — Trash Fed

Pay attention to the market very carefully. Like I said earlier, the bulls have two magic bullets in the chamber left.

1. Trump-China deal.
2. Fed pause

Aside from that, the market will run up or lower on earnings.

Here’s Trump trying to defy the laws of nature that say “MARKETS DO NOT BOTTOM ON FRIDAY’S” talking nonsense about a Chinese trade deal. This, my friends, was done on purpose to move markets.

“China wants to make a deal,” Trump said, adding that the tarrifs the United States imposed on a range of Chinese products have put pressure on that country to agree to a trade pact.

“I think we’ll have a deal. We’ll find out very soon,” he said.

Eventually, he has to make a deal. These press releases are going to be faded soon and markets will get tired of the talk and actually punish stocks whenever the President talks. That’s what happened in 2008.

If you sense frustration in my tone, you’d be correct. About 5 mins before that statement, I bought SOXS — based on several factors, one of which is white candles and how they lead to more white candles.

Observe.

Without an outlier news event, SOXS should trade sharply higher next week.

Bear in mind, the economy is the issue here — not this other stuff. It’s noise. Pay attention to what Cramer and Faber say in the clip below. Really listen to it and understand that you might be early if you’re bearish on markets now — but you might be correct if we’re heading towards a very fast slowdown.

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REMINDER: MARKETS DON’T BOTTOM ON FRIDAY’S

Both the Dow and the SPY look fine. The Nasdaq is weak, mostly semis related. My best position is NUGT and it was my highest conviction trade. I don’t have many high conviction trades now — but that’s one of them.

I suppose this is constructive action, all things considered. Big up day yesterday, followed by a milquetoast decline. It could’ve been a lot worse.

I’m flat for the day in my Quant, and still down more than 1% due to my losses in NVDA and SOXL last night. God willing, and I hope that he reads my blog, some of my positions will take the fuck off by the end of the day and I can rest easy tonight knowing all is well.

THIS IS FRIDAY, MOTHERFUCKERS. Don’t expect stocks to bottom.

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Fed’s Clarida Walks Back Hawkishness, Says Fed Should Adopt Neutral Stance

The bulls have two bullets in the chamber.

1. Trump-China trade talks ahead of G20
2. Possibility of Fed pausing

Looks like we might start to hear more of this, neutral policy shit, from the Fed.

“As you move in the range of policy that by some estimates is close to neutral, then with the economy doing well it’s appropriate to sort of shift the emphasis toward being more data dependent,” Clarida said during a “Squawk Box” interview.

He spoke at a time when the markets are watching Fed speakers closely for what happens next with rates. Fed Chairman Jerome Powell helped stoke market volatility in mid-October when he said the central bank remains “a long way” from neutral, an indication that it would be more aggressive with policy than investors had anticipated.

With his comments Friday, Clarida becomes the second central banker in as many days to suggest that neutral isn’t so far away. Atlanta Fed President Raphael Bostic, in a speech delivered in Barcelona, said Thursday that the federal funds rate is “not too far” from neutral.

Clarida noted that the most recent projections from Federal Open Market Committee members indicate that the long-run funds rate projection is 3 percent. The current funds rate target range is 2 percent to 2.25 percent, with markets widely expecting the FOMC to approve another quarter-point increase in December.

“I think being at neutral would make sense,” he said.

These headlines are, arguably, designed to manipulate investor psyche and soften the decline. If in fact the economy is slowing, we will not enjoy a bull market. We’ll get back into the disarray endured in 2014-2016, where selective stocks went up and the earnings season was littered with dead bodies post reporting rancid numbers. If the economy is slowing, mind you, these levels will not hold and we’re likely to fall by another 10% before reassessing.

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Cramer Warns of Fed Knowing Nothing Again, Nvidia is Toast, Markets Don’t Bottom on Friday’s

This is what we don’t want to learn about on a chilled Friday morning, less than a week to national festival.

Cramer says CEOs, in private, are telling him the economy is slowing and the Fed is out of touch with reality.

Fine. But the Fed knows exactly what it’s doing — consolidating banks into the hands of the strong, washing the country of the weak. Opening up the labor pool to our most productive companies by disjointing it and casting aside the marginal players. The only way to do that is to slow the economy and cause unemployment.

Boom, bust cycles, all managed by the Fed.

Shares of NVDA are meeting their maker this morning, after missing a whole lot. They blamed weakness on crypto mining. Oddly enough, when they were smashing numbers, I vividly recall them saying it had nothing to do with cryptos.

Fuck off.

Let us remember, inexorably, markets do not bottom on Friday’s — not now, not ever.

I sold both NVDA and SOXL in the after hour’s last night and hold 10% cash. I also have another 10% in defensive stocks, like NUGT, and TMF. But, like you, I expect to bleed today, nourish the earth with my energy and pain. Hopefully, it’ll be enough to give reason for a Turkey Day respite, although it’s not looking like a promising eventuality.

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Late Night Shilling

Last year I got possessed and wrote and published two short stories, one ~60 pages and the other ~160. They were accurate tales of when I got into the business and the shit I endured and the success I enjoyed during the dot com era. Part two was about my complete annihilation — something you might be able to relate to, given the recent foray into hell.

If you like my writing and enjoy the blog, I promise you’ll like these two fucking books. I make like $2 per book — so fuck yourselves.

Great Xmas gifts, believe me. At some point, I’ll write a part three, or maybe something totally different. I have an idea about an Irishman getting cold called by a boiler room broker and he can’t help but stumble upon outrageous returns, all the while hiding it from his very conservative wife. Or maybe I’ll go dark and write about a broker who kills his clients for ACATing on him. We’ll see.

The other thing you should do is start an Exodus free trial. Join the Pelican Room and take in the grandeur of top tier traders acting like degenerates throughout the day.

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You can pass that site onto friends and family for Xmas too. As a matter of fact, you should be barging into the homes of your neighbors and showing them this god damned website.

Ok, enough shilling. I have a gimlet waiting for me.

Cheers.

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$NVDA CRUSHED IN AFTER HOURS SESSION FOLLOWING DREADFUL NUMBERS

I was long both NVDA and SOXL heading into these numbers and I sold both in the after hours, a very rare thing for me because I believe both are heading much lower. The possibility that analysts will not downgrade NVDA is zero. Ergo, I’m fairly certain you’ll see further downside by tomorrow morning.

This is unfortunate, since I had a nice gain in SOXL and ended up selling for a 1% loss. My loss in NVDA was ~15%, an unacceptable drawdown, which prompted an immediate sale.

NVIDIA beats by $0.05, misses revenue estimates on gaming and datacenter; guides Q4 EPS and revenue well below consensus; adds to share buyback, raises dividend 7% (202.39 +5.20)

Reports Q3 (Oct) earnings of $1.97 per share, excluding non-recurring items, $0.05 better than the S&P Capital IQ Consensus of $1.92; revenues rose 20.7% year/year to $3.18 bln vs the $3.24 bln S&P Capital IQ Consensus. Three market platforms – Professional Visualization, Datacenter, and Automotive – posted record revenue.

Gaming revenue was short of their expectations, and fourth quarter outlook is impacted by excess channel inventory of midrange Pascal products. They believe this is a near-term issue that will be corrected in one to two quarters, and remain confident in competitive position and market opportunities. Gaming revenue was $1.76 billion vs. $1.9 bln estimates, up 13 percent from a year ago driven by growth in gaming GPUs, and down 2 percent sequentially as gaming GPU growth was more than offset by a seasonal decline in SOC modules for Nintendo Switch.

Datacenter revenue was a record $792 million vs. $820 mln estimates, up 58% from a year ago and up 4 percent sequentially

Co issues downside guidance for Q4, sees EPS of ~$1.32-1.49, excluding non-recurring items, vs. $2.01 S&P Capital IQ Consensus; sees Q4 revs of $2.65-2.75 bln vs. $3.4 bln S&P Capital IQ Consensus.

In November 2018, the board of directors authorized an additional $7 billion under the company’s share repurchase program for a total of $7.94 billion available through the end of December 2022.

NVIDIA announced a 7 percent increase in its quarterly cash dividend to $0.16 per share. NVIDIA intends to return an additional $3 billion to shareholders by the end of fiscal 2020, which may begin in the fourth quarter of fiscal 2019

Whether this miss derails the rally remains to be seen. My hunch says semis will lead tech lower today. We’re past the China trade war narrative, and the Fed. Now we’re talking about fundamental weakness in some key names, such as NVDA and AAPL.

I had a great day — but I’m already in the hole by ~1.5% in the AHs for tomorrow’s session.

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*** EXODUS OS, 3MO ALGO, RALLY HO ***

Don’t get salty, motherfuckers.

The purpose of Exodus is to gauge investor psyche and how they respond to levels of stress. Today, and not since 10/24, we were oversold on the 3 mo algo — the only algorithm that knows the present tape.

The results? Nothing less than staggering. Bottoming out action.

Markets are strong AF. I’m fine, 100% long, into the teeth of the beast.

Top picks: SOXL, SOXL, SOXL

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ALL IN ($BILI CLUB EDITION)

I’ve made it a point to take maximum risk during market meltdowns in order to test my mettle. Grow thicker beards and stronger muscles. I bought BILI, my final addition to a portfolio wrought with hazard.

I don’t give a shit — because we’ll be bottoming soon and all of you bear-holes killed dead.

I still have a few defensive positions, namely NUGT and TMF — but I’m mostly alpha, spread across various industries. I have a mind for this sort of thing — invested since a small child — pre-puberty. While all of you played hop-scotch and ring-o-leavio, Le Fly was partaking in the stock exchange.

This is why I’m better than you.

Cheers to future success and all that comes with it. May the tree of prosperity bear its delicious fruit for the next thousand years.

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FLY BUYS: $AYX, $ACB

I’m back to all in again, like a fucking lunatic. I have just 5% cash and a mind to see this fucker rally. In Exodus, we just flashed oversold on our 3 mo algo. Last time we were oversold on the 3mo was 10/24, the day before the monstrous 10/25 rally.

I bought AYX and ACB to complete my journey into fear (plug!).

Semis are leading the way and my SOXL has been a great gauge of risk. As long as WTI remains higher and semis strong, we should see this rally continue.

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Report: Trump Snookered Saudi Arabia into Destroying Crude Prices

This is what you call “3-D intergalactic speed tennis chess.”

Via CNBC:

“They got sort of tricked here,” said John Kilduff, founding partner at energy hedge fund Again Capital. “The Russians and the Saudis in particular ramped up production, ramped up exports ahead of what was supposed to be severe sanctions on Iran, and when the administration gave the eight waivers to Iran’s largest buyers, it undercut that whole equation.”

“So now we’ve tripped into an oversupply situation almost overnight because of the severe reaction by Russia and the Saudis to cover for Iran losses, which never materialized.”

To be sure, the sanctions have shrunk Iran’s exports by about 1 million barrels per day. Few thought the Trump administration would actually achieve its stated goal of cutting its rival’s shipments to zero.

But the sanctions, backed by the administration’s hawkish rhetoric, cut Iran’s exports more quickly than many anticipated. The market also expected another big drop after the Nov. 4 deadline passed. That fear fueled a rally that sent oil prices to four-year highs.

Over the last six weeks, that rally has unwound in spectacular fashion, with oil prices tumbling into a bear market. The pullback has several causes, including a weaker demand outlook for oil and a wider market sell-off, but analysts say OPEC’s output hike earlier this year and the sanctions waivers play a major part in the oil price plunge.

“In early October there was this expectation that a lot of Iran’s barrels were going to come off the market, and so essentially Saudi Arabia was duped into increasing production,” said Matt Smith, head of commodities research at tanker-tracking firm ClipperData.

Smith says it’s uncertain the situation has unfolded exactly as the Trump administration intended, but it has ultimately worked out in the president’s favor — though potentially at a cost to U.S.-Saudi relations.

“They’ve really done a good job of decreasing that oil price, but it has been at the expense of some of those relations there, because surely the Saudis have got to be pretty unhappy with the way things have played out here.”

Saudi Energy Minister Khalid al Falih acknowledged this week that Iran’s exports didn’t fall as much as expected.

He also announced that Saudi Arabia will ship 500,000 fewer bpd in December and said OPEC and its allies may cut production by 1 million bpd next year. That decision could come in a few weeks when OPEC, Russia and other producers meet to review their current policy of easing output curbs that have been in place since last year.

Trump took to Twitter a few hours later, tweeting, “Hopefully, Saudi Arabia and OPEC will not be cutting oil production. Oil prices should be much lower based on supply!”

The president has previously used Twitter to blame OPEC for high oil prices and demand the group take action to cut costs. At the UN General Assembly this year, he told world leaders that OPEC is ripping them off.

Analysts say Falih’s comments this week might have pushed oil prices higher, if not for Trump’s tweet.

“I think the market is ignoring [the Saudis] because of Trump,” said Helima Croft, global head of commodity strategy at RBC Capital Markets. “I think if you didn’t have the Trump tweet, there would not be this skepticism. Right now, there’s a view that the Saudis will reverse course because of Trump. There’s a sense that Trump really has them over a barrel at this point.”

The kingdom is in a precarious position after a Saudi prosecutor acknowledged that government agents killed journalist and U.S. resident Jamal Khashoggi in a Turkish consulate last month, following earlier denials by the state.

Gary Ross, CEO at Black Gold Investors, believes the cartel will ultimately agree to cut output when it meets with Russia and other producers next month. However, in his view it may be too little too late.

“They’re pretty much snookered by Trump,” Ross said. “I mean, Trump led them to believe that the Iranian exports would be zero. It turned out they’re going to be 1.2 to 1.5 million barrels a day, way higher than people thought.”

“Broadly speaking, it’s an oversupply story, and I think they will cut back, but they’re not likely to cut back enough to drive prices back up to anything like $80 Brent,” he told CNBC. “I think we’re going to be in a $60 to $70 Brent market for some time.”

The White House did not immediately return a request for comment.

What a time to be alive.

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