iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Late Night Shilling

Last year I got possessed and wrote and published two short stories, one ~60 pages and the other ~160. They were accurate tales of when I got into the business and the shit I endured and the success I enjoyed during the dot com era. Part two was about my complete annihilation — something you might be able to relate to, given the recent foray into hell.

If you like my writing and enjoy the blog, I promise you’ll like these two fucking books. I make like $2 per book — so fuck yourselves.

Great Xmas gifts, believe me. At some point, I’ll write a part three, or maybe something totally different. I have an idea about an Irishman getting cold called by a boiler room broker and he can’t help but stumble upon outrageous returns, all the while hiding it from his very conservative wife. Or maybe I’ll go dark and write about a broker who kills his clients for ACATing on him. We’ll see.

The other thing you should do is start an Exodus free trial. Join the Pelican Room and take in the grandeur of top tier traders acting like degenerates throughout the day.

Lastly, if you’re unable to access the trial, because you’ve already taken one or you’re somewhat retarded and can’t figure out how to do it — access our algorithms whenever you want for free at FreeStockAlgos.com.

You can pass that site onto friends and family for Xmas too. As a matter of fact, you should be barging into the homes of your neighbors and showing them this god damned website.

Ok, enough shilling. I have a gimlet waiting for me.

Cheers.

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4 comments

  1. acehood

    Fly will there be an update to the Gentlemen’s Guide to Proper Thanksgiving Decorum this year?

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  2. Marc David

    Ice Cube is a bigger boss than Rick Ross!

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  3. roundwego

    Slip and slide time. Lots of traders on wrong side from yesterday’s ramp

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  4. drdart

    Been reading you for what…11 years now? Too bashful to comment much 🙂 but the entertainment value alone keeps me coming back. In a Car Made of Dynamite just loaded on the Kindle as we speak.

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