iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I’M A RETAIL MAN AGAIN

I have to be honest with you. I’m exhausted trading these fucking cloud stocks, chasing them into the sewer pipes, getting bit by rats, soiling myself for a few random pieces of silver. I want to live fat off the land, like Jeff Macke. That’s a person to look up to, simply living the American dream off the Pacific coast, getting heavy off tacos and hammed burgers, making coin, uninterrupted, in Santa Claus inspired plays.

An ordinary day for Jeff is moseying down to the local Target, which his father literally created, and see how things are placed — all nice and clean American living.

I want to be like Jeff. Ergo, effective immediately, I AM JEFF.

I sold out of this fucking bullshit LABU. It gave me nightmares and I hated it. I lost 12% in the damned thing. I also sold out of DOCU, another bowser.

With my cash reserves, which were 50% before I trans-morphed into Jeff, I bought CROX, OLLI, ROST, CVS, ZBRA, and DECK. Now my cash is 20% and I feel really good and my spirits are up and I’m rooting for consumers to spend their money.

To celebrate, I am heading over to WMT to look at their Xmas decorations.

DEVELOPING…

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7 comments

  1. roundwego

    I am going to Walmart to buy ultralight camping gear. stuff is 95% quality as rei but 20% of the cost. Gon a pick up an air gun for the shtf bag as well. It that time when infrastructure may fail.

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  2. numbersgame

    Fly, you are a good trader, but sounds like you need to cash out and reset for a few days instead of reflexively jumping into random shit.

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  3. og

    these fades are a morale killer

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  4. tradingnymph

    Bubble bursting takes forever!! Fly did love this post. Didn’t know about Jeff’s Dad..would explain a lot. I always ponder on what can make my life better, you know that FOMO thing..nice to hear how Jeff spends it. Veggie Tacos with roasted cauliflower is the only way to go for the perfect life though, lol.

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  5. cancel19

    I have always been a fan of Jeff Macke even since he left Hardigan’s Fast Money show. I hope he’s alright with those frickin smoke ribs fires in California.

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  6. MoonshineDelight

    Ahh yes, the schizophrenic who dismissed imaginary car people as idiots. What stocks is he recommending again?

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