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If You Didn’t Buy Today — Fuck Yourself

Full disclosure: I’m salty AF for missing the crash. I knew it was coming and got HOOKED into the sentiment this morning, forced to average down later on during the day — now bewildered and dizzy from the panorama of fuckery.

I just stepped in and bought TQQQ — just because.

I was a fucking winner, up until today, 80% cash, swag like a motherfucker — long a sundry of inverse ETFs. Instead of continuing along that path, I dove in at the wrong time and belly flopped like a god damned fool.

The plans for the balance of my days is to brood, and then lament, brood some more, and then mope around the house. I probably won’t shave, instead opting for remaining in a morose state of regret.

I had some fucking YANG, SOXS, FAZ, and DRIP, but instead now own a series of unfortunate SAAS stocks and TQQQ. How did my life come to this?

Look at AMZN and BA.

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, WILL SOMEONE SAVE THE MARKET?!

Barreling into the close, angered, 20% cash.

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19 comments

  1. jonnybegood2

    nice. i caught tqqq at 46.01 about 12 min before close. caught amzn and nflx right after. i’ve already sold my nflx.

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  2. awanka

    You can come commiserate in my pen anytime, Mr. Fly. I find that there’s nothing like a nice long soak in the mud when my spirits are low.

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  3. numbersgame

    I think this is a trick to get weak hands to abandon all hope – then again, I’m biased by my positions.

    The last hour, I vowed to do absolutely nothing – and thankful for it. That late dive and spike up are not retail investors that is pure wall street fleecing. Someone tell me again how the HFTs add “liquidity” in times of need.

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  4. it is showtime

    2 Thousand
    3 Hundred
    8 Eighty
    5 Five
    dow removed from the top

    Crack Resumption Unfolding

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    • numbersgame

      “Crack Resumption Unfolding”
      Is that a prediction or just a statement of the obvious action of the past few days? Nobody cares that you can predict the past.

      Tell me the market will be 500+ points lower at the end of the week, and I’ll give you thumbs up when you post about it Friday afternoon.

      If you actually shorted something for once, and then made a gain on a marker downturn, by all means brag about it. However, if you are smply here to dwell on other’s misery, then I pity you.

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      • it is showtime

        Cognitive dissonance troll

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        • numbersgame

          If you can’t/don’t understand the differnce between “Yay, I won” and “Yay, you lost,” then that just further illustrates my point.

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          • it is showtime

            I’m levels ahead of you in this game.
            You’re playing an entirely different game.
            You’re good at it. But it’s not the game I’m playing.

            Play your game. I’ll play mine.

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  5. frog

    HFTs add liquidity in times of need. And I have a bridge I can sell you, cheap.

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  6. roundwego

    Turn around Tuesday bounce in play. Short the rip.

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    • ironbird

      Yeah. NPC action day. Oh gawd the worlds going to end until they ripped the close.

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  7. cancel19

    Dr. Fly, a good chicken soup will relief what ails today. ?

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  8. s.k.

    Should’ve hedged this morning, bruh.

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  9. ttotalone

    I’m a buyer at 9:45 – 10h AM tomorrow…

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  10. ironbird

    Brando would fuck a sewer pipe. Supposedly.

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  11. danwritescode

    I bought more puts.

    More pain to come.

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  12. one-eighty

    This kind of market separates the real traders from the poseurs. No easy cannabis or bitcoin money but lots of possibilities if you can get in sync with the action.

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