The bull market is never coming back, not in your lifetime — maybe in mine — since I am immortal. I know what you’re thinking: “fly, dude, you’re tossing out some crazy mixed signal bra. You just bought some fucking stocks today and have positioned for a bounce.”
Precisely.
Bear markets have the best bounces, believe me. While some FUCKHEADS get long WMT here, hoping to hide like cowards in defensive names, I will be making scores of cash in high growth insane stocks. I’m really about that life and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.
Longer term, this market is toast. All of the signs are there.
Have a look.
Large cap stocks in a bear market. Prove me wrong.
Industries embedded in a bear market. This is proof.
What’s next?
Well, first we bounce and then we crash lower. This bear market will poleax much of the financial advisory world, sloths clothed in macro ETFs, collecting fees like ABSOLUTE FAGGOTS for doing nothing. Those people are dead. After that, IT budgets will be slashed. Because, let’s face it, programmers are nothing more than digital janitors — small men with large chips on their shoulders — always salty AF because their lives are lame. Their lives are lame — because they’re lame. After that, the lawyers get the pick ax, and so and so forth.
While all of this shit happens, Le Fly will be soaring at all time highs — because panic brings readers and the more people who read me grow fond of my brand of propaganda and my superb stock market analysis and prose.
This is how it will happen. Now you know. Go in peace.
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Some markets (most notably the benchmark EEM) have been in a bear market per the official bear market definition.
My algos are liking what the markets have been doing lately. Keep up the VOL.
Boj initial pumping here
More than 3 out of 4 trading days this October, the market has dropped. Most of you are probably too inexperienced to realize **this is not normal**.
Put another way: **if** the next two days are up, this will **still** be the tied for 5th highest rate since Fly was born (That’s #5 out of ~500 months).
Still not enough down days on a rolling 250-day basis.
Not true – we are at 46.6%, which is above average for the last 20 years. We were sitting clsoer to 40%, which was low.
Soon enough it will be Hallows Eve.
Bipolarity is not a bad thing…prove me wrong.
So a bunch of fake puppet robber barons like Musk Bezos Gates and that dead fag Jobs. Will lose when wages rise. Sounds about right. The fake world is toast get ready for the New World. Straight White people. The horror.
Have you fantasized lately about shooting up a bar full of gay black men? You sure will get your 15-minute of fame that way.
Fly can you ban this Nazi?
Also the Blexit and the vomit and the neocons and the bush people and the mexicans and the homeless and the junkies and the aliens and chinese and the vikings and the flips and the squats and the jesuits and the pagans and lesbians and the fags and the trannies and the pedos and the communists and the fascists and the crippled and the not crippled and the fucking retarded. There.
You forgot about the Anti-Masons.
Titles of posts you don’t see at tops. That said, another 50 down before 150 rip up.