iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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WHATEVER

So America is sledding rapidly towards perdition, with budget deficits swelling and an aging demographic that is bound to catch up with us and ruin an otherwise fine country filled with occult loving edge lords. There are so many better things to do than worry about budget deficits or the solvency of this slovenly nation. Truth be told, too many of you place energy into this narrative. No matter what you say, nothing will ever change. Generations have come and gone, and still, everything remains as it was before. From the robber barons to the silicon valley FUCKHEADS, back around to the lug nuts in Texas, always know and understand that this is a game you’re not capable of playing.

With that being said, we can disassociate ourselves from their sandbox and simply shadow them and steal all of their money when they’re not looking. I was gifted a unique gift, the ability to detect things quickly, able to read a room, able to pick a fucking stock.

Listen to me now. The cannabis trade isn’t done. This shit is about to head into hyper-drive again, with speed demon dick choppers working at a furious and angry pace, cleaving men from their private parts and discarding them to the side like slabs of pig fat.

I am long NBEV in size, TLRY, NEPT, CGC, and YGYI for the fuck of it. You can try to stop me, but you’ll fail. The stock Gods are nothing compared to the powers vested in me thru the grande lodge of iBankCoin.

Good day to you, Sir.

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10 comments

  1. it is showtime

    haha but the narrative is playing out
    That’s your taxpayer dollars [and your…Kid’s] going to overspending-consequence-flush.
    Whatever being a great word to indicate a pathetic state of longstanding denial.
    do your haha rates keep creeping up?

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    • rigged game

      You can’t give a $15 Trillion Dollar Tax Cut to the Rich,
      and an unpaid-for $3 Trillion hike in spending over 10 years
      by our Department of Attack, and NOT expect UGE deficits.

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      • frog

        Good name for it. Department of Attack. What a joke to have called it defense in the last few decades. Even after 9/11 we attacked a country that didn’t attack us.

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  2. numbersgame

    Do you feel the warm yellow trickle-down economics at work?

    There is one thing that IS changing since September 1981: long-term interest rates are no longer in a down trend.

    CBO Jan 2017 projections
    National Debt, 2026
    $23.4 Trillion
    Interest payments on National Debt 2017-2026
    $4.73 Trillion

    CBO Apr 2018 projections (latest available)
    National Debt, 2026
    $25.7 Trillion
    Interest payments on National Debt 2017-2026
    $5.70 Trillion

    So not only did the rich save Trillions in taxes over 10 years, they will actually be paid almost a Trillion dollars more in interest on the Treasuries they hold. More income, less taxes. What to do now? Cut Medicare and Social Security to pay for it.

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  3. theonnodick

    I smoked a joint in a shop in Amsterdam a few yrs back. Told the shopkeeper to give us some that’s not too strong, because I knew I would be paranoid walking around a foreign land high, even if it was Amsterdam. Then upon leaving his shop I had to immediately sit down on a bench for a few moments. Fuck. My Ukrainian friend and my girlfriend both stood there pointing and laughing at me. Ukrainians possess hearty laughs.

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  4. roundwego

    Yield is inverted, bear time. This hangover is gonna be a bitch.

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  5. helen

    Sell NBEV tomorrow. Do not hold through the 17th, conference!

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  6. roundwego

    Wow, Assange is back. He has some massive leaking to make up for his absence. Lock her up!

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