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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I’M A SCIENTIST NOW — BOUGHT $MEDP

I’m really famished and feel like cooking some break fast. I just wanted to take this occasion to let you people know that I am, in fact, a scientist now — because I bought MEDP. As a matter of fact, I’m wearing a surgical mask whilst typing this note to you.

Stock is upwards of $58 now and looks like it wants to saunter sideways and up to $65. Who the hell am I to get in its way? I’m like a fat guy, only not fat and definitely more than just a guy, riding the tram at Disney because walking it exhausting. I’m on the tram in search of fun, conserving energy, ’bout to cook some 6 minutes eggs.

For the love of Christ, I haven’t even has my morning coffee yet. I’ve been working so hard, there’s barely enough time for my gimlets.

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4 comments

  1. ericbakerbruce

    I still like my CSCO

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  2. acehood

    SPRWF is the best pot play

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  3. mrcharlie

    Hey Doc just had to say mahalo for DOMO.

    So when are we hittin the APYC for some Modelo swill and a cheers to Constellation/CGC??? Hehe

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