Last night my water heater stopped working, causing me to shower amidst the frigid waters of the northeast. I considered this affliction to be a great boon, a gift from the heavens above — a series of circumstances that will make me a fortune.
Whenever domestic issues plague Le Fly, his professional livelihood undergoes tremendous growth. I can tell endless stories of pipes bursting, toilet bowls dislocating, and shower heads popping off in comedic form — flooding my house with ravenous certitude — causing me to call the fire department so they could show me where my water main was located.
All of these events lead to stock market winship of the unparalleled varietal. Why, when my shower pipe busted and all of the waters of Staten Island flowed freely throughout my abode and I was caught in my boxers bucketing water out from the tub into the toilet — only to be frantically rescued by mustached firemen — the financial crisis soon hit America and I made vast sums of coin shorting banks.
While I do not expect anything of that magnitude to strike now, I do expect some sort of directional pivot and I expect, as is the custom with these events, to capitalize SEVERELY from the transgressions of others.
Early going, the market sucks, but I am making coin.
Yes, indeud. Try to stop TLRY, SONO and MOMO from heading higher. It’ll bankrupt you 10 times over if you tried.
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$TLRY trades 114x sales, seems reasonable.
Means nothing