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Stocks Set to Slip, As America Mourns the Cancellation of the Great Big Beautiful Military Parade

Clearly I cannot kill myself now or quit blogging, as promised — I am too sad. I have very strict rules when it comes to drinking or quitting blogging and I never do them while sad. If sad, drink coffee.

The President tweeted this morning he was cancelling the great big beautiful military parade — due to evil price gouging DC politicians. Cleary, the deep state doesn’t want us to look at our killing machines — because we might want to keep them all here and not send them overseas to wage beautiful wars.

I haven’t even looked at my stocks today. Seriously people, I am so distressed over this abrupt cancellation — I am without words. What’s the big deal anyway? The parade is only going to cost $100 million. Hell, the economy is growing at 4% and all of the jobs came back from China. Black and latino unemployment is at record lows and Mexico is paying for a long boy southern wall, in order to keep their drugs out of our lovely cities. I had planned to bring the kids down to DC and show them our tanks and missiles, whilst explaining to them how American death machines bring peace around the world and instill order — just how George Washington intended. Now the only thing they’ll get to see are those filthy homeless bums shitting in the DC streets when we visit.

SAD.

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  1. mad marsupial

    He “they” also cancelled the great big beautiful NAFTA re-write too. And Mexico STILL isn’t going to pay for the big beautiful wall. And tax law benefits are going to be overtaken by self inflicted wounds. And ZTE is still getting contracts. And ….

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