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If This Stock Doesn’t Run Higher Tomorrow, I’ll Quit Blogging

Here it is gents. This is the moment you’ve all bee waiting for — you jog on motherfuckers always hating on Le Fly — hoping that he’d die inside a fire or drown inside a lake. I will make it easy for you right now.

If PDD doesn’t run higher tomorrow, I’ll quit the blog and never possibly drown myself in a lake.

Call me Beijing Fly, ball-jugglers.

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13 comments

  1. it is showtime

    Stretch It
    -Stretch It Further
    –Stretch thaaat indiceees to the evermore unsustainable

    your inevitable destiny is [ reversion back to ] the norm

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  2. mushroomz

    if it goes down unban sarc

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  3. mad marsupial

    “never possibly” says it all. You missed your calling. Unless I see your name on a ballot, I’ll never probably read your blog again.

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  4. Dr. Fly

    Fuck Sarc

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  5. sweetbillyv

    Nice!!

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  6. The Maven

    Fly quitting blogging, Fly cutting off his own dick…we live in interesting times.

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  7. s.k.

    I never expected it to end by suicide

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