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Milquetoast Tape; Go Eat a Sandwich

Today’s leaders are the Utes. You might as well go kill yourselves and spare yourselves from the boringness that awaits you this afternoon, ahead of bottle rocket day.

Interesting analysis on tech, the biggest underperforms are tech stocks between market caps of $50 to $100 billion. A slew of former high fliers are weak, but not weak enough to warrant attention.

Over in the oil pits, drillFAGS are still managing to lose money with oil at $75. Fucking retards.

The mall is dead, yet retail stocks are doing good this year. Go figure.

All in all, markets are flat for the year and no one knows why. Earnings are strong, growth solid, Trump is making America great again, status quo remains supreme. Whatever.

Bottom line: markets move on earnings. The tech sector is undervalued because it’s growing so fast and the FPEs need to catch up to their historical medians. I’ll touch on this a little during my July 4th Pro-Tip in my Exodus emails.

In short, go for a walk. Make yourself a panini with a little ham and mustard. Quit putting mayo on bread; it’s disgusting.

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8 comments

  1. cancel19

    Mayo on a hamed burger is disgusting.

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  2. MoonshineDelight
    MoonshineDelight

    Either the PPT cut out before the bell or Gekko returned from the hamptons to get more blow and HIT SELL.

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  3. Fidel Cash Grow
    Fidel Cash Grow

    What is Junior doing? He shouldn’t be given latitude to remove 60 NASDAQs from the treasury while Boss Man is in the Hamptons

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  4. jbandy

    My worthless opinion: Seems the whole “global synchronized recovery” trade may be coming to an end. Chinese economy was slowing well before trade war fears and it has been affecting the emerging markets. European growth has also slowed. This may be weighing on the overall markets, as trade wars threaten to exacerbate things.

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  5. moosh

    Trump put into the budget of 2018, a record non-emergency sell of the strategic petroleum reserve. Drillfags are retarted if they don’t see what’s going on.

    What is your mustard of choice?

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  6. moosh

    Has biotech been thrown into the gutter? Pretty sure thats a major part of the daqs. All sorts of setups. Moors fucking law my bros and sistos.

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