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Who’s Ready For a Giant Nothing July?

Anyone making a livable wage on Wall Street is en route towards vacation right now. They’re hopping on planes towards Europe, helicopters towards the Hamptons, or in a car with a pocket square and gold buttons trailblazing towards Nantucket. What’s left are loserFAGS, pikers, retail, and you — the unwashed trade pleb — trying extra hard to make it big and make a fortune.

I’ll be here too, shit posting and trying to recapture the glory I enjoyed in early June — yelling and cursing the whole way when things start to go sideways on me.

For the month of June, the Exodus Quant shed 0.41%, in line with the SPY. I will be investing in the small caps again, as it was the only quintile up for the month. Everything else was down and down stupidly. There’s no point trying to fight against the degeneracy, so I’ll join it.

My gold position will be culled, replaced by bonds.

Futures are higher and I am seriously sleep deprived. I endued a weekend of road trips, cheap food, and stale cigars. Last night I nearly drank myself retarded on spritzers, the very thing I hate.

Life is a journey. Somedays I feel like a warrior champion, the next a muppet inside of a fucking ‘fagbox.’

Ciao.

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4 comments

  1. rahagar

    Sprizters? LOL

    Next you’ll be sipping sissy Earl Grey in a tiny China-ed cup with your pinky in FagPosition.

    Reminding me of that newish Summers Eve commercial…’that was close’. https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_1717155839&feature=iv&src_vid=FczvmLnBTEs&v=I5h5SSG3Q9I

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  2. acehood

    Cheap food, why?

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  3. ironbird

    The East Coast dude. Interesting take. Come out to Commiefornia and look around. Just look. West Hollywood. San Francisco. There is Hell on Earth. Come visit then go all stfu.

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  4. mx2101

    Fly- Try to get a good nights sleep. You’ll feel so much better refreshed.

    Also- ironbird, is there a part of California you like? I found it to be a glorious and magnificent state, with everything from horrible to magnificent.

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