America loves their drugs, especially pot. From coast to coast, this is a country very high, believe me — exhibiting massive degrees of degeneracy via marijuana. Sure, they’ll say it’s for medicinal purposes — but they’re fucking liars. Do you know why they’re liars? Interestingly enough, it’s because they’re also degenerates.
With the advent of legal pot, Mexican cartels now focus their diligent efforts on killing Americans via heroin.
Meanwhile, there is plenty of money to be made off drugs. As an enterprising man, one of capitalistic means, I endeavor to grab a piece of this drug trade and become a dealer of sorts myself, via CGC.
Naturally, this is a Canadian company — because all bad things begin and end in Canada, a land forged by traitorous scoundrels who once burned down our beloved White House. Alas, I’m not here to make you feel miserable about your Canadian citizenship, but instead embrace you like the retarded cousin you are.
Look, me too, I am long pot and hope to soon smoke out the competition. The chart looks wonderful and the core shareholders are so fucking stoned, they don’t even know the markets are down today. By my vantage point, we can hide out in this smokehouse for weeks on end and continue to make money whilst the entire world around us burns.
Speaking of burn, if you’re short CGC — prepare to have your faces peeled off.
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