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Markets Want Higher on Le Fly’s Birthday Carnivale Extravaganza Gala Bash


Surprise me pal, it’s my birthday

So today I turned 42 and I’ve been feeling better recently, only because I’ve been hitting the gym hard. Previous to that and especially during my vegan phase, I felt like shit. Things really start to go downhill after 40, or maybe it was just me. Health wise, I am in perfect condition. I do work very long hours and barely get any sleep, so that’s probably the reason why I’ve felt like absolute shit.

Markets are ignoring the new EU drama — because it really doesn’t matter. The price of crude is lower because both Russian and Saudi Arabia are reviewing their output goals. More nothing. The only important piece of news is N. Korea — because that could affect trade negotiations with China. Trump just tweeted the US was in contact with NK again and the summit may still happen. Ok.

Nasdaqs are flying off the handle and China stocks are looking better than ever.

We cannot and will not trade down today. Ok, now I’m really going back to bed for a nap. Fuck all of this shit. Wake me up if BILI or IQ bust loose.

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9 comments

  1. dan dangerdance
    dan dangerdance

    Happy Birthday, Le Fly 42, Enjoyment and Success to you until 43, after which we shall reassess.

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  2. wisprjet

    Happy Birthday! 40’s are great! Kids are older, life lessons have been learned, maturity moves in…the world is yours. Hope you have a good one.

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  3. teslawasright

    Happy Birthday The Le Fly! You are a true degenerate gentleman. I will raise my bottle of Busch to you in the evening time. Off to drink 5mL of gum spirits of turpentine to reverse the telomerase destruction

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  4. metalleg

    Happy Birthday Señor.

    Thank you for giving us a daily glimpse into your deepest and most personal thoughts. It’s both enlightening, entertaining, and very much appreciated.

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  5. juice

    ditto!!

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  6. ferd

    Happy birthday old fella. Hope you had a pleasant nap. Now, remember to take your pills before you go outside again to keep the youngsters off of your lawn.

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  7. Dr. Fly

    Thanks fellas, ladies, now go fuck yourselves (sans the ladies).

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  8. numbersgame

    Happy Birthday! Things work fine in your 40s, but they just need more careful maintenance. No more pulling a muscle and waiting for 2 hours while it heals.

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    • moosh

      Haha, true that numbers. I banged my toe against a soccer board wall and thought it was a gonner for never healing for over a year. It’s better now. Just took forever. Give science another 5 years. No more sprains.

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