iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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No Happenings — Go Eat a Sandwich

What a crock of shit. I was expecting another +300 rally on Trump’s Chinese trade war victory, part 3. Instead, more nothing.

I do have my IQ edging higher and I’d be remiss if I didn’t tell you that I am very tempted to preemptively celebrate this move, boast and brag, make my enemies feel like small infant children. But I won’t — because I gentleman never has to brag. Winship is implicit.

Utes are the standout sector today and I am long XLU. Heck, you can see my positions and my Quant portfolio for the thru the week Free trials at Exodus, bitches. Just email me: flybroker at gmail.

Also, foreign banks are taking a breather from getting smacked around. Shares of DB, ING, SAN and BBD are sharply higher. Conversely, some bubble basket stocks are getting hit. It’s a mixed bag — a traders tape.

Go eat a large sandwich and then head on over to the gym to do some deadlifts.

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11 comments

  1. wolfdaddy

    Those faggots at stocktwits just banned me. Is it still ok to say faggot and homo here? It’s the last site that hasn’t banned me

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    • numbersgame

      Don’t worry, this is your safe space.

      Feel free to boost your masculinity by insulting people based on generalities and stereotypes.

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      • numbersgame

        Maybe you can change you screenname to wolfdaddylionkingceopresidentbillionairecompletelynotgay if that helps.

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      • wolfdaddy

        Thank you. Means a lot coming from the resident super homo on this site

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  2. heckler

    I hereby demand you go eat a sandwich!

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  3. acehood

    Go drink a protein shake!

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  4. wolfdaddy

    Howard looks like he takes big fat ones. Probably why they are so sensitive over there

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  5. numbersgame

    Also, besides the no-trade-wars-let-China-tap-our-phones news, there was also bullish news from the Supreme Court: employees no longer will have a right to bring class-action suits against their employers, but will instead be forced in individual arbitration.

    Just like the Citizens United case that declared corporations as person that could spend unlimted amoutns on campaign ads, this Supreme Court was decide 5 Corporate Conservatives vs 4 Liberals. MAGA.

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    • ferd

      was it you who was pounding the table on MU?

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      • numbersgame

        Yes, $MU and $AAPL (and $FB to a lesser extent) are the tech stocks I’ve pushed. There wasa clear resitance at $58 that I mentioend, but the Intel new made it gap above that. Lucky it apped up, so I’m still holding, otherwsie I would asodl at $58 and looked to buy back near $55. If it holds, it will probably be a new ATH next, which is quite a distance away.

        On the other hand, I’ve been pounding sand on NFLX…. It seesm like that stock will keep rising just as long as investors don’t care about actual profitablity, which is a very weird thing. Look at theObama deal. Is it plus for the stock? At first glance, you woudl say, yes, of course. Now I agree that it is *likely* a good move for NFLX, but they may be paying the Obamas 9 figures, so it is impossible to judge the deal without knowing the price NFLX is paying. I’m sure that the analyst see the sames things I do and have itchy trigger fingers, but they’re not going to step in front of a train.

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