iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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PICK ONE STOCK SON — OR I’LL BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF

I’m so glad no one can ban me from my own site, at least not yet.

Let me paint a picture for you.

You’re cutting your grass with one of those faggot non-machine grass cutters when an old man with a shot gun presses upon you with this question, gun to face.

‘Son, you don’t know who the hell am I — but you’re gonna give me your damned best stock idea right now or help me god I will put a hole in your face the size of Nebraska. Now go on and put that damned grass cutter down and give me your best idea — and make it a good one.’

This is mine.

Try and beat me.

Pro tip: you can’t.

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21 comments

  1. jacked rabbit

    JD, and get off my damn lawn…

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  2. infinitezuul

    This one is easy. I did some research over the weekend, pretty boring stuff, but I think I found a diamond in the rough. You may not be familiar with this company, but you should be: Apple Computers. They recently developed a portable MP3 player called the iPod. Not the first of its kind but certainly the best. And that’s not all, birdies are chirping that they will soon turn this iPod into a phone-like device so you can listen to music on your phone. I have even heard they will put a camera on it. So, there you have it. AAPL for the win. Can’t believe I’m handing this info out for free.

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  3. madness

    What’s the point of this blog now?

    Once upon a time, there was great content – now it feels as if it has lost its way.

    You get the occasional gem, otherwise, it’s all hackneyed.

    No longer get a good vibe coming from here :-/

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    • acehood

      Oh boy…

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    • ferd

      Sample Letter #1
      We appreciate your letter suggesting a “less confusing” format for our sales catalog. We regret that you have had difficulty with the current layout and realize that many others may be having the same problem. Thank you for taking the time to bring this to our attention. We have directed our art department to consider your concerns for the next issue. Again, thank you for the valuable feedback.

      Sample Letter #2
      I appreciated your valuable comment concerning the slippery walkways around our sales lot and was sorry to hear that you lost your footing and fell while viewing our vehicles last week. This has been a rough winter, and we have had to hire additional personnel to keep up with the snow and ice removal. Still, I thought the walkways were clean last week so I appreciate your calling this to my attention. We may need more supervision of our snow removal crew. I assure you the next time you visit our location the walkways will be clear and safe. Thank you for caring enough to tell us.

      Sample Letter #3
      Thank you for alerting me to the offensive treatment you received at my convenience store. That particular cashier is sorting out some very difficult personal matters that I am afraid affect her ability to be courteous. I am working with her. She desperately needs employment and I hope to give her a chance. I hope too, that you will tolerate her curtness this once. Naturally, should it happen again, I would appreciate another report. Let’s hope for the best and thank you for patronizing Doe’s Quick Mart.

      Sample Letter #4
      Thank you for your letter regarding the poor service you received at our Springfield office. Customer opinion keeps us on our toes. I have spoken with the man that waited on you and showed him your letter. He acknowledged the poor service and promised to improve. Please come back and try us again. We appreciate your business.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Oh yeah Madness,

      Well go fffffffffffffff

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      • Dr. Fly

        Damn, couldn’t pull it off due to my stutter.

        I’ll try again.

        Go ffffffffffuuuuu.

        FUCK DAMN IT.

        Wait until I stop stttttttttttuttering — you’re really gonna geeeeettttttt ittttttt.

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        • madness

          Your comment says it all doesn’t it!!!

          Perhaps time to take some time off and undertake an honest self analysis as to where this blog is going and for that matter, where you are going.

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  4. 99 lead balloons
    99 lead balloons

    Orezone gold (sector about to be shit kicked). Updated feasibility study to be released in June.

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  5. gary g

    CDXS (Protein engineering is the future)

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    • ferd

      Nickel increment stocks are cursed and should not be owned or traded.

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  6. helicopter money
    helicopter money

    DTYS. The 30 year bond bull is dead. This is a long HODL.

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  7. Phileo99

    WLL for the win!

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  8. goose20

    APPN

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  9. Raul3

    STMP is up 25% since the quant bot it at the start of q2. Imma go with STMP

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  10. limaloy

    MT, so says exodus

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  11. nemesis

    TEUM. The next TWLO

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  12. the raconteur

    TTD. They benefit from two major themes in media right now – growing power of the FB / GOOG duopoly (TTD is a way for ad buyers and sellers to reduce that power) and video consumption moving to on-demand and online (they are top platform for buying these ads). Could be weak short-term with the massive move in the stock over the last week but it’s a long term winner.

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