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YOU CANNOT STOP AMERICA — ALL ABOARD THE HAMBURGER TRAIN

I actually own this stock from the $30s and have marveled at the market finally adjusting to its valuation and gunning it higher. They’re also opening a Shake Shack in Princeton soon, which is bound to be jam packed every single hour of operation.

The idea of buying SHAK now, after such an extended move, is pretty simple.

You cannot stop the carnivorous American — but can only hope to contain him.

Food is a right, not a luxury.

Shake Shack is the best in class — McDonald’s and Wendy’s eat large dicks.

The restaurant sector has been on fire this year, as American wheel one another in barrows and cash their welfare checks in order to stuff extreme delicacies into their jowls.

While some might point to a new rich, one that is health nutty and who eschews meat for its evil properties, those same people forget that those new rich and aspirational folk are soon to be extinct mammals. Americans are being created every day, some by procreation, others by border crossings. Once assimilated in this vast land of milk and honey, they want to consume.

In 50 years hence, all yoga instructors will be dead, vegans annihilated, and all that will be left is burger eating goblins.

Long SHAK.

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4 comments

  1. acehood

    Short LULU then too?

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    • cancel19

      I will never short them beautiful asses, front of me in Starbucks, as I await for my triple expresso!

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  2. 2 wheels

    New Shake Shack just opened near me – line out the door all the time. Millennials are obsessed.

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  3. mx2101

    Has anyone here been to Shake Shack and Five Guys and In-N-Out within the past six months? If so, would you care to make a comparison?

    I stopped eating meat a couple years ago, have no idea now.

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