Good evening
I had a most eventful day, perusing the new gym, starving myself of sustenance in order to achieve peak male fitness. I’ve been at the gym for the better part of the past 6 years, but have slacked the past year or two, not really being serious about dieting or fitness discipline.
All of that has changed today, this being the beginning of May — the month of my birth and beginning of warmer climes. The grams of creatine are being generously absorbed. Protein and animal fat are being consumed. A heuristic journey of peak physical fitness has begun at House Fly, which will end in a massive punch to the nostrils of my most hated enemy.
The gypsy siren is screaming this evening, and I hope you could see to it to unmoor yourselves from your pornography, for a great black tornado is whirring towards your house. Stocks are going to get de-cocked, in ravenous form, and with it your liquid assets.
Meanwhile, cryptos are edge lording higher — exhibiting an air of invincibility in the face of a Tommy Rotted tape.
Top picks: STORJ, ELF, INS, ENG, SOXS, LABD, OSTK, SSC.
Sleep tight. Back to drinking a most disgusting brand of plant protein, a leftover from my vegan days. This shit should be banned in all 50 states.
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How much upside do you forsee in this OSTK play? Enough to pay their lawyers hopefully. I flipped a coin to see if I should follow your lead here. I’m in at $39
Hemp protein ftw
The only protein worth consuming is whey — ON brand Rocky Road.
Punching a wheelchair bound trader (even a unrepentant bullish one) in the nostrils is poor form
Anybody here actually trades the Bitcoin futs (BTC/XBT)?
no
Well, that can change over time.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/this-crucial-bitcoin-group-is-an-unexpected-source-of-rising-futures-trading-volume-2018-05-02
I will give them a try if the volume keeps going up. Right now they are still still less liquid than the plat futs. That makes them useless for high frequency strategies.
FUCK KANYE. Yes indeed.
He has been a coon for way too long and some of us want him very dead.
I doubt a bitch-ass restraining order will save him.
y’all loved his egomaniac immodest ass until he came out in support of Lord Trump
this is all about religion because you libtards are racist religion-phobes. If anyone comes out and speaks a positive word about Lord Trump, y’all emerge from mommies basement and spew till yer blue in the face
http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-raimondo-trump-derangement-syndrome-20161226-story.html
WRONG. He was always a coon, way before his Trump lovefest, and we identified him as such as early as 2005.
You are a terrible human being.
I never got the guy, just saying, his controversial personality traits by and large meant nothing until he jumped on the Trump train.
I am a terrible human being? 🙂 😛 😀 😮
Why thank you Mr or Ms or trans-gender Lyndon Keltner
A terrible human being is someone who would make ad hominem attacks (e.g., like, “this is all about religion because you libtards are racist religion-phobes”) against a group of people (e.g., libtards) with the false (and perhaps racist) assumption that all of them share an affection for the subject of the discussion (i.e., y’all loved his egomaniac immodest ass).
You condemn someone who made insensitive comments about slavery by calling him a coon? You’re a bigger assclown than I could have even imagined.
Maybe stick to telling us whatever imaginary future trades you made this morning, or even better, tell me what you had for breakfast.
my 21 year old niece just sent me a screen shot of her crypto portfolio which is up 400% since she bought them a month or so back
she says she’ll sell in June
In other news, Rudy admitted guilt to a federal felony on behalf of his client last night on–in the most Shakespearean circumstances possible–the Sean Hannity Show.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6199002/rudy-giuliani-donald-trump-michael-cohen-repay-stormy-daniels-hush-money/
Presidential candidates must report transactions exceeding $10,000 to the federal government in a Currency Transaction Report to prevent money laundering. It is illegal to break a big payment into smaller ones to dodge this rule.The maximum penalty is five years in prison and a fine of $250,000.
Shakespearean circumstances:
https://www.wsj.com/articles/sean-hannity-was-a-client-of-trump-lawyer-michael-cohen-1523908997
you’re kidding right? If you want to drag Trump into such payoffs, look no further than the Bill & Hillary show. Not only that, it’s a time-honored American politician tradition, as well as a world-wide tradition. You think Obama was any cleaner?
Feel free to indict prosecute the Clintons and Obama if you have the evidence that can be presented in a formal court proceeding, not the “everybody-does-it” nonsense.
What did Trump admit to under oath?
Oh, Giuliani admitted on Trump’s behalf? Well that’s good enough for me.
Probably a false flag to get the media chasing shadows again.
Probably. Or probably a lead to the requisite probably cause for a federal indictment.
Like Trump says, We will see.
You truly have to be retarded to believe a word trump says. It’s insane how dumb he thinks everyone is.