The black flag is now permanently hoisted on the mast of iBC, designed to instill fear into the manlets and numales who stumble upon this holy site. If you’re eating an avocado toast, and swishing it down with a craft ale, and posses a fairly thick set of spectacles and beard, you might be visiting the wrong site. This site here is designed for men who smoke cigars, eat 2 1/2 inch ribbed eyes, and guzzles large quantities of whiskey — because it’s the only thing on earth that can keep us from killing thy neighbor.
If you are, in fact, a 99% dark chocolate eating faggot, do not fear — all hope is not lost. “The Fly” is fully equipped and can restore you to whatever glory you might’ve be capable of, before you lost the culture wars. It’s worth noting, this does not include Canadians and British fish and chips eating red coats — for all hope is lost in those parts of the world.
Markets Mcplunged lower today and I am long SOXS, LABD, SSC, and OSTK. Check my fucking resume, as I bowl on your pinheads with violent vigor.
“Oh Fly, please tell me, what is the Black Flag and what does it mean?”
Observe.
I like your zeal. Now get out there and put your SOXS on and quit being a victim of circumcision.
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Where are all of the NewFags that were talking shit to Le Fly last night about his $SOXS position?
I’m pretty sure dude is talking up his out of the money position. That’s like benching 135 and talking shit about being strong.
You raised the BLACK FLAG with blockchain and triple-levered shorts?
Why does the pirate flag have obvious ass raping muzzie swords on it. Interesting for a bunch of evil racist Europeans.
It’s worse than you think:
* I love avocados, on toast or otherwise
* Don’t drink alcohol, 6 drinks a year max
* No glasses, but I need some
* Can’t grow a decent beard to save my life
* Never smoked, anything
* Can’t eat more than 6 ounces of beef without regretting it
* I really like high cocoa % dark chocolate
You probably would’ve guessed some of that, at least
Ah, but you have smoked. Pole. No?
That was the obvious joke. Tried to steer you off by adding the “anything”, but good for you for not letting that get in your way.
I’m still LMAO about that $100 BILLY AAPL buyback program. Why don’t they just buy GSK and start iHealth
Shit. They could buy LVS outright and build a $40B new casino with the change
At any decent steakhouse, I prefer filet mignon to ribbed eye.
Also, it can just my changing taste but the quality of the porterhouse at Peter Luger deteriorated quite a lot in the last couple of years. Rather choose Morton’s.
*just be
$OSTK earnings tomorrow. You playing through the release?