As you read this, Nasdaq futures are barely up 19, a pathetic showing considering the world’s largest tech company just reported blow out numbers. This can only mean one thing, obviously.
The Black Flag.
Many of you were celebrating after the market close. I know this because I have access to your household and laptop cameras. All of that will be for naught, when futures plunge before the market opens — sending you and your family into the homeless shelter armed with a tinned cup.
Le Fly is the opposite of Sir Kanye West — sending all of you bad energy and extreme hate via these internets.
My mood is in sync with my positions. I merely want to exit SOXS and LABD with profit, in order to take said profit and use it for malevolent means.
In other news, Blahfold Drumpfkin might catch a Mueller subpoena soon.
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A tinge
of the game of chicken
hitting the indexes,
(possibly),
hmm,
Who said that was going to be the case
Do you crypto homos want to learn how to make 10x return even quicker than buying shitcoins? But weekly appl puts tomorrow at open.
Also, anyone else enjoying the shit out of daz putting a hit on Kanye and calling out kris? She finally entered the Gansta life she so admired
I’ll sell them (AAPL puts) to you.
Unlike AMZN and NFLX, FB held it’s gain. Why? Becuase the stock was beat down and investors rememebred that it actually makes cashflow to match the stock price. Note that you have a ~$800B(?) doing a $100B share buyback. That ought to support the price a bit.
If you think AAPL will go down (and it might), that means the Bull market is over and you’ll do much better shorting overpriced high-beta stocks.
So to be clear, I’m not saying APPL close will be higher than it’s open; I’m just saying that it will do better through the day than most other tech stocks, espeially bloated ones.
Recommend we put the unit in operational order. Open the pod bay doors Hal. Im sorry Im afraid I cant do that. This sort of thing has cropped up before and it had always been due to human error. HAL says dont worry. Nasdaq FANGS going to moon.