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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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YIELD CURVE SHILLS BUSTING LOOSE, RAPPER SUPPORTING TRUMP: THE CHAOS GODS REIGN SUPREME

Now that the 10yr is above 3%, the newest and latest obsession is the 2 year yield — because fake news has to print something.

It’s a beautiful narrative, spawned by the devil himself. No matter what happens, paint it as bad news. Rates drop — sell stocks. Rates rise — sell stocks even more. The purblind always see things through a distorted prism because their minds are addled by hormone imbalances and narcotics.

Nevertheless, I am net short in my trading account now — because of the mentality that seems to be sweeping my peers into jam jars filled with poison. I’ll happily buy their margin liquidations and leave a single rose upon their freshly dug graves.

Donald Trump and Kanye West bonded today — much to the chagrin of the Hot 97 morning crew — hosted by ‘Ebro’ and ‘Rosenberg’ — both of whom are complete imbeciles.

Aside from Kanye, another Trump fan is that new Rainbow Hair’d rapper — 6ix9ine. Here’s a clip from an old interview with the fat fuck named Joe.

So what does it all mean? Absolutely nothing, other than the fact the culture has a glitch in its matrix.

The chaos Gods are smiling.

Top picks: SOXS, LABD

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31 comments

  1. sergeant smiles

    Hail Eris!

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  2. chuck bennett

    Who are the two guys in the photo with Kangay?

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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  3. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Remember when good news was good news and bad news was bad news? In the end its all just news.

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  4. fryguy15

    Net short in yen terms?

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  5. fryguy15

    Kanye for VP next term! We will MAGA. China-style GDP numbers coming soon.

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  6. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    I do find it ironic now that if you say nice things about the President of the United States then you are a bad person in the eyes of the media. 2 years ago if you didn’t like the president then you were a racist.

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  7. sarcrilege

    That mexican69 is misinformed. Amerika – neither a country, nor a business, nor democracy. It’s a bankrupt corporation in chapter 11 and citizens are encumbered collateral, thanks to the Roosevelt’s EMERGENCY BANKING ACT March 9, 1933
    https://tinyurl.com/nd7ro8

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  8. cancel19

    I’m living in time where every day is a WTF day!

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    • gappingandyapping
      gappingandyapping

      Nah same shit used to happen you are just more connected to the news now. Don’t think for a minute that way more fuckery didn’t previously happen.

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  9. it is showtime

    1. Load the HMNY app
    2. Swipe up your ass crack
    3. That is HMNY’s bottom line

    4.
    Blame your cat for buying the failed breakout

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  10. jimbo

    Already bag holding on your SOXS trade. Perfectly appropriate for an arrogant prick

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  11. og

    Kanye is the king of self promotion.

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  12. Dr. Fly

    Where is the guy in the comments telling us it’s all fake and that we’re all trannys?

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    • fryguy15

      Probably still in social studies. He’ll get to the comments in study hall.

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  13. heckler

    Just because your portfolio is blowing up like Trump’s marriage doesn’t mean you can force us to listen to 69.

    Not Fair!

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    • Lyndon Keltner

      Plot twist: Trump is making Melania self-deport so he can finally marry his daughter-wife Ivanka.

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  14. sierra water

    Meanwhile, FB still printing money and AMD is spitting in the face of Goldman Sucks. Ford with decent numbers.. Big MO out tomorrow.. T blows balls.. Overall, I see some firming in the markets tomorrow..

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    • sierra water

      No kidding, I just saw your prior post Fly.. My apologies for the redundant post..

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  15. sierra water

    It seems every kid in my neighborhood is building a custom PC with Ryzen CPUs so they can play Fortnight… more and more moving over to Radeon GPUs. Hard to be short semis as we get closer to the Holidays. Not a one kid is outside playing any more.. All in the Matrix. LONG AMD from low 9s.

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