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Facebook Surges in After-Hours on News of Defeating ISIS

A certain bond salesman just got beat the fuck out.

Not only did FB crush numbers — they also reported victory over ISIS. Their AI is humming along, eliminating ISIS-shills with robotic precision.

The stock is up 7% in the after-hours.

Related: AMD crushed earnings and is +9% in after-hours. I am prepared to get curb-stomped in my SOXS position tomorrow morning. Nasdaq futures are +75.

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31 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Mother Nature is obviously sleeping behind the wheel. This is not supposed to happen in the “survival of the fittest” world. Anybody with an FB account is a complete reject who should be fed to dogs and swine to be at least of some kinda use. Stupid fucks trusting a filthy jew with their personal information. Sad.

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    • figesmalls

      Yeah, but Fly think the Holocaust did happen.

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    • Dr. Fly

      I’ve entertained your divisiveness for long enough. While I do believe free speech is important, I will not tolerate this sort of rhetoric any longer. You’ve gotten too personal and it does not belong on the finance site.

      BANNED

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  2. ericbakerbruce

    No banning please. Sac is entertaining.

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    • figesmalls

      apologies. All you had to say was stop the attacks and I would have.

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  3. chuck bennett

    What a potential Nazi Fly has become.

    First Kangay …. now this?

    Not even a warning?

    This is so racist.

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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  4. Dr. Fly

    Take your anti-semitism elsewhere. It does not belong and has never belonged on my blog.

    I’m all about anti-establishment, but I’m not anti-people and I certainly do not hate any group of people because of their success.

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  5. bambaclot

    The chosen ones have spoken, goy has bent

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  6. southernjam

    I have so many thought provoking responses for you but will save them for our imaginary ‘spirited’ conversation.

    Instead, let’s make like the establishment and engage in unabashed capitalism by caring only about what paper dollars we can accumulate in our accounts. We shall eschew any sense of collectivism/tribalism that humans innately have and clean our rooms.

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  7. ferd

    The Sarc id was a reactionary. He let the injustices and deceit he observed cause him to generalize about a whole group and to go to an opposing extreme – he reacted poorly. But did he hate Jews because of their success, as Fly suggests? I saw zero indication of that.

    When people come to know of injustices that aren’t reported, of crimes that our politicians dare not redress, some will react poorly. Sarc reported on things like the slaughter in Gaza, the control that the Israeli government has over our media and politicians, the FACT that it was Israeli intelligence agents (not Arabs) who were cheering on 9/11 as the world trade towers, etc. I figure that he generalized about a group because he felt threatened, not because he resented their success.

    Anyway, I completely understand Fly’s silencing Sarc. I only wish that Sarc was able to report facts that ignorant Americans need to hear, without being hateful. Anyway, feel free to continue to bash less “successful” groups like rag heads, faggots, aborigines, and such.

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    • bambaclot

      Well said.

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    • southernjam

      Well said indeed. There are two types of people in the world: The one that will attack you to your face and the one that pays someone else to do it for them.

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    • figesmalls

      Facts? What facts? Are there memorials in ANY muslim country to 9-11?

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    • acehood

      Huh? They were literally dancing in the streets in every single Muslim dominated city on 9-11.

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      • ferd

        It’s OK. The fact that you are so brainwashed is not unusual. There were widespread vigils in support of the US after 9/11 …in Iran for example. On the other hand, it is a FACT that Israeli intelligence agents likely knew of the coming 9/11 attack and that Israeli intelligence agents were filming and dancing in NJ (not Arabs as our president has said) as 3000 Americans were being crushed. But congrats on the safe space that you have won from FLY.

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      • chuck bennett

        You boys don’t remember Iran and Iraq offering condolences?

        The “dancing Israelis” story is a fact. Mossad agents for sure. The moving company (the front) closed down the next day.
        http://abcnews.go.com/2020/story?id=123885&page=1

        Regards

        Chuck Bennett

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        • TJWP

          I believe they had a day of morning on the streets of Tehran on 9-11

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  8. ferd

    The Sarc memorial investment thesis: There’ll be a rush into treasuries before the big reset causing yields to go to new record lows.

    Comments?

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  9. TJWP

    FB will collapse when it becomes apparent all their third party apps are harvesting and selling your data, FB knows about it, and aren’t enforcing their ToS. The founder of Cambridge Analytica gave an interview recently where he said exactly this.

    #freeSarc

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