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Reminder: Deutsche Bank is a Retarded Bank

They transferred $35 billion by accident to an account, in what is being called a ‘flub.’

Let this be a renewed reminder that Germany is the most detrimental country in the history of civilization.

A brief rundown.

Franco-Prussian war — seized land from France, conquered Paris, set the stage for France to seek revenge and chimp out in WW1

During WW1, Germany destroyed Europe.

During WW2, Germany destroyed Europe again.

Cold war: East Germans were fucking assholes.

European sovereign debt crisis: Germany nearly sunk the entire world with their nonsense. Thank God for people like this.

And now they’re at it again, attempting to subjugate Europe via the EU and actively flooding the continent with knife wielding migrants who enjoy raping all day long.

The German people are a scourge.

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6 comments

  1. ferd

    Yeah, they’re susceptible to herd behavior – herd suppression, herd violence, herd guilt – just like the rest of tribes. But on the plus side for the Germans …after your post, you won’t see a lot of demands for the censorship of anti-German posts …for a German a safe space.

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    • sarcrilege

      btw, I hope you all remembered it’s Adolf Hilter’s birthday today. Our dear leader would be 129 yo today. Great man. May he RIP.

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  2. Lyndon Keltner

    Today may very well be the day we close above 3% on the 10-year.

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    • Lyndon Keltner

      It rarely happens (actually, less than a handful of times in the last 100 weeks) that bonds end a week at the low of the week, just pointing that out for the nerds.

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  3. sarcrilege

    The worst, untruthful, misrepresented, incorrect, distorted, misstated, misinterpreted, distorted, oversimplified and twisted depiction of Germany and Germans I have seen in a long time. Fake news.

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  4. sarcrilege

    btw, why is Douche Bank still in business? Oh, yeah, trillions of interest derivatives on its books…TBTF. Carry on…

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