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FUTURES ROAR OUT OF THE GATES AFTER AMERICA AND FRIENDS WIN WORLD WAR III

What a glorious world war. They never stood a chance.

On news of America’s victory over the axis powers, Nasdaq futures are +44, Dow +195. I expect these gains to heighten as people come to the realization that America is unstoppable. If you’re reading this from another country, I feel sorry for you. How does it feel to know American can wipe out your civilization whenever it wants? You are quite literally inferior to hamburger eating missile toting troglodytes.

We can attack you and you’d never see it coming — utterly defenseless. The reason why you’re defenseless is because, genetically, you are inferior. This of course includes Canada, a icy wasteland that should’ve been used to store our trash rather than British loyalists.

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15 comments

  1. pilsnermonkey

    ?

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  2. frog

    Yes, you never see it coming, except that we give you a week’s notice in public. and we also give Trump’s boss Putin the exact missile targets, which he then transfers to you. So we end up bombing a bunch of your empty buildings.

    AT least no humans are harmed in our making of these movies about Trump pretending to be tough and pretending to stand up to Assad, Putin or whoever’s empty buildings we end up attacking, in order for Trump to look like a tough guy to his base.

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    • moosh

      Errrrrrr. Wrong. Why do you continue to overlook the obvious?

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      • frog

        Because it isn’t obvious. It’s Right Wing media lies.

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        • moosh

          Okay, whatever. $GLNG, this week. What you got?

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        • it is showtime

          Putin is not Trump’s boss. Do you not know how absurd that makes a person sound?

          And, by any cautious measure, Trump’s base does NOT want strikes by the u.s. in syria. It’s, exactly, the opposite, of what any so called base would want or want to see.
          Does that at least, register, as a contradiction to what you’re claiming?

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          • frog

            Of course not. Trump state media, Fox News, has only one guy who does not love war, Tucker Carlson The rest love war a lot.

            Fox, Breitbart, Limbaugh etc. tell Trumps’ base what they want, and they just told them they want war. Trump’s base can not think on their own. If Trump’s base had brains, they would not have voted for him.

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          • frog

            And yes it does make you sound absurd when you claim that Putin is not Trump’s boss when he has praised Putin so much and gave him advance warning of these strikes, so none of his forces would be harmed.

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          • chuck bennett

            Frog,

            So Carlson is the good guy or the bad guy in this?

            You can’t have it both ways.

            Or maybe YOU can. Lol

            Regards

            Chuck Bennett

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          • frog

            Chuck, a person can be right about some things but wrong about others. Carlson is wrong about most things but not everything.

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          • moonshot

            And as you’ve shown by personal example, a person can be wrong about just about everything.

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          • juice

            whereas @frog is nearly wrong about everything

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  3. zephler

    I can smell that picture from here

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  4. joyous__ending

    The next geo-political market moving event is Donald Trump vs Kim Jong Un.
    If this bout gets scheduled for May/June and is called as anything looking like a win for DT.
    The Summer of Bear Meat then arrives with new highs by Labor Day.

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