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BREAKING: France Convinced Trump to ‘Stay in Syria’ Long Term

Well, well, well — what do we have here. It was less than a fortnight ago when Trump decided to completely pull out of Syria — a war which has been fought by us, by proxy, for the better part of the past 7 years — losing miserably. The net result of our meddling has been 500,000 dead, millions displaced. But the recent chemical attack that took the lives of ~40 women and children were of course too much to bear.

Now we must stay in Syria, ‘long term’, because we’re a moral kind hearted people, who offer lovely stealth missiles or drilling contracts by our mega-corporations.

In other news, Russia punk’d out again and warned of global chaos if we hit Syria again.

I suspect this will be boolish for markets, Trump’s WW3 victory and all. We should expect a similar reaction after the previous great wars.

Professor Sachs of Columbia best described the US-Syrian mistake best: get out.

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24 comments

  1. Lyndon Keltner

    When was the last time France was relevant? 1778?

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  2. ferd

    Yeah sure …it was France that convinced him.

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  3. it is showtime

    Who was on here decrying, or downplaying, my revulsion of Le Pen not getting in over the globalist order stooge boy. You think this would have happened if Le Pen had either made it or not been probably rigged against? fuckheads

    France could have continued the clogging of the kleptocracy. Following brexit. Following trump. Now you know i was right again

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  4. Cricket

    Geopolitics.

    North Korean talks coming. Syria sets the stage.

    Turkey, Israel, Saudi Arabia, Jordan, Iraq all concerned about Syria/Iran.

    Now that Isis is done, Russia just wants their Mediterranean base. Couldn’t care less about Assad. Has NATO agreed, provided Russia stands aside?

    If I were Assad, I’d be looking for an exit strategy, just like Lil Kim.

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    • frog

      It might be good if Assad leaves, and the new Syrian government gives Russia Mediterranean port access. That does seem to be what Russia wants. And most people in Syria wants Assad gone, because it’s he who is slaughtering hundreds of thousands and displacing many millions of Syrians. It’s not the U.S. doing that, as Fly’s Russian media claims. Russian media has a mission to support Assad, as long as they think Assad is Russia’s only ticket to Mediterranean port access.

      Don’t worry, Fly. Your pro-Russian media will be fine with Assad gone, as long as Russia gets its Mediterranean port from Syria’s new non-violent government.

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  5. sarcrilege

    Macron, the Rothschild flunky,
    https://tinyurl.com/mmklyy8

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  6. soupbone

    I like the good Professor but it’s a paradigm shift without crisis to drive it politically. Pull out means loss of a ME chunk of influence which would be handed to Russia on a silver platter. And the decline of US influence will be speeded up affecting Europe directly and soon. Tough call.

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  7. Po Pimp

    Trump is such a fatass, cuck bitch.

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