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AMERICA BOMBS SYRIA — RUSSIA LIKENS TRUMP TO HITLER

The pageantry is disgusting. The vast majority of American people just want to play video games, drink Champagne, and shit post on Twitter all day in between day trades. The shit out government is pulling here is treasonous. We do not owe them allegiance. They are not America. Pardon the cringeworthy-ness of what I am about to say, but we the people are America — not those absolute faggots who keep steering us into ruinous satanic wars.

Here are the facts.

Since the war on terror began, total war related deaths are more than 1.3 million.

Total expense, not including the 100% lift in annual military expenditures, are in excess of $6 trillion.

It does not matter what is taking place in Syria; it is not in our national interest to be there. Period, end of story.

In response to these attacks, Russia is likening Trump to Hitler.

A highly placed Russian politician is likening President Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler after the launch of airstrikes against Syria, and says he regards the action as a move against Russia.

Alexander Sherin, deputy head of the State Duma’s defense committee, says Trump “can be called Adolf Hitler No. 2 of our time — because, you see, he even chose the time that Hitler attacked the Soviet Union.

That’s according to state news agency RIA-Novosti. The Nazi forces’ opening attack against the USSR in 1941 was launched around 4 a.m.

Trump’s statement.

President Donald Trump is warning Russia and Iran about their association with Syrian strongman Bashar al-Assad’s government, as he announces the launch of retaliatory strikes after an apparent chemical weapons attack last week.

Speaking from the White House, Trump says, “To Iran and to Russia, I ask: What kind of a nation wants to be associated with the mass murder of innocent men, women and children?”

Trump calls the two countries those “most responsible for supporting, equipping and financing the criminal Assad regime.”

Trump says, “The nations of the world can be judged by the friends they keep.”

He adds ominously, “Hopefully someday we’ll get along with Russia, and maybe even Iran, but maybe not.”

LOLz Alex Jones meltdown.

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73 comments

  1. Lyndon Keltner

    Putin ordered Trump start shit in Syria in order to distract the US public from his high crimes and misdemeanors.

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    • Lyndon Keltner

      Regardless what Putin tries to do, his puppet is already fucked:

      https://abovethelaw.com/2018/04/we-are-getting-close-to-the-point-where-trump-cant-fire-his-way-out/

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      • Lyndon Keltner

        Elie received a degree in Government from Harvard University and a J.D. from Harvard Law School. He was formerly a litigator at Debevoise & Plimpton but quit the legal profession to pursue a career as an online provocateur.

        And, yes, Elie is a negro. A sassy one at that.

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      • it is showtime

        I can’t tell if it’s B-grade spoof, or personally confused factual frustration.

        It’s almost like that skewed timeline in Back to the Future II? Part of your brain is sitting in the real timeline but half of it is stuck in that chalk line crazy area

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    • Dr. Fly

      You have the cognitive ability of a 12 year old. Real talk.

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      • Lyndon Keltner

        That’s quite a lot higher than that of most of your patrons. (I strive to be grammatically correct.)

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        • Dr. Fly

          We have a full pastiche of characters here, some smart and others retarded. I’ve been doing this a long time and know your type — low grade trolling based immaturity and lack of perspective due to poor breeding.

          It’s all about the bloodlines. Yours is weak.

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          • frog

            Fly. You voted for an idiot for president. Lyndon didn’t. Not everyone who disagrees with you lacks maturity or perspective or has poor breeding. You sound like Trump when you claim that, except for using bigger words.

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          • Lyndon Keltner

            @frog

            He does sound rather pathetic when he loses his cool, to my delight.

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          • Lyndon Keltner

            @Fly

            You don’t even believe in what you just said about my type. Face it.

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        • it is showtime

          His followup was very, very, very, funny

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          • Lyndon Keltner

            Why, thanks. I didn’t even realize it could come across as snark.

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        • BenCBrainard

          I love that Fly’s patrons are up voting your comment about them being stupid. Kind of proves your point. lol

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          • Lyndon Keltner

            Most of the time the comments section of this site looks like a mini-KKK convention filled with Sean Hannity admirers.

            Nonetheless, still more tolerable than Slope of Hope.

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  2. sarcrilege

    Very disappointing. Russia doesnt have the weaponry to take tomahawks down,…contrary to their claims. Russia is losing credibility. Now what?

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    • Lyndon Keltner

      They never had any credibility. So how can they lose it?

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    • Dr. Fly

      None of the missiles entered s-400 range. They have the ability, but are trying not to engage. It is a lose-lose scenario for them. Unlike us, they’re being mature and responsible.

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    • frog

      Russia has tons of credibility with people on this site– just not with anyone else in the world hardly. Of all the possible news sites Fly could choose to cite, he cites RT, as if they are the news outlet to be believed.

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      • sarcrilege

        Russia is the adult in the room. Restrained. WTF is wrong with the USG? Creates its own amateurish false flags to provoke www3. This will be difficult to “memory hole” it.

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  3. uglyflint

    Between this Keltner fag and frogs return, what a fucking nightmare.

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    • Lyndon Keltner

      Your real nightmare comes when people of my type piss on your fucking grave.

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    • metalleg

      Fly needs to dust off the ban button and start putting it to use again.

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      • Lyndon Keltner

        It’s always safe to silence a man.

        John Quincy Adams was often the lone voice to speak out against slavery in the last 20 years of his life as a Congressman.

        “Am I gag?” He’d ask rhetorically.

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    • it is showtime

      The Man

      Yeah!

      The Man sticks it to em

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    • reversion

      Ugly you can’t stand hearing an opposing view? Open your mind

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  4. Cricket

    Trump is pivoting. Not good.

    TPP back on the table. NAFTA back on the table. NEOCON wars back on the table.

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  5. Cricket

    Alex Jone’s rant is pure Internet gold. It will haunt him forever. Whereas Trump has been on the safe side of impeachment to now, he has just handed his adversaries their first legitimate constitutional basis to do so.

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  6. s.k.

    Relax, it’s just 12D chess. He’s got this.

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    • Lyndon Keltner

      Or not.

      He doesn’t seem like the kind of pal that cares about sacrificing innocent lives.

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  7. juice

    Fly — you the man for putting this out there. I couldn’t agree more with everything.

    Trump is as spineless as was Obama in a different way.

    It’s clear the Russians are doing all they can to hold back, a fact lost on the intellectually dim-witted, who are unable to think independently of the masters of their party and its media who are subservient to the ultimate profiteers of s
    such discord, war and power-mongering.

    Trump just lost 1/2 his base.

    Tulsi for President.

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  8. zephler

    I’ve been black pilled for around 5 months now

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  9. juice

    another pov

    [Update April 14, 5:00 UCT]

    Last night the U.S., UK and France launched a symbolic attack on Syria. It was not intended to hurt the Syrian government, its people or its allies. It did not hit any of Syria’s allies. So far there is no report of anyone being killed or wounded.

    This was a one-off:

    Mattis […] said the assault was a “one-time shot,” so long as Assad does not repeat his use of chemical weapons.
    The only purpose of the attack was to do ‘something’ and to somewhat calm down the warmongers within those three ‘western’ countries. It was probably insufficient for that.

    As we wrote yesterday in the piece below. World War III had been called off.

    A report from an observer on the ground in Syria:

    Elijah J. Magnier @ejmalrai – 4:22 UTC – 14 Apr 2018
    Wow:
    #USA #France #UK: 3 countries to bomb 3 #Syria/n objectives in #Homs #Damascus? A centre of research, a Control & command and an ammunition warehouse? And before the OPCW investigation expected today?

    A say In ME: Huge mountains moving to give a birth to a small mouse!

    No “Political hits: (Presidential Palace or gov or security HQ)
    No #Iranian objectives hits
    No #Hezbollah objectives hit
    No Syrian Army key capabilities hit.#
    And of course no #Russian deployment w/ #SAA hit
    #USA looks weaker than ever with this “strike”.

    The giants trio hit (#USA #UK #France) fired from US base in #Qatar is celebrated in #Damascus government controlled area with #Russian #Iranian #Syrian and #Hezbollah flags, dancing and mocking @realRonaldTrump’s strike

    This is the 1st time in history where a capital, #Damascus, is hit by foreign power and people celebrate it in the street few hours later, challenging the attackers and expressing their solidarity with the government by dancing in the street: #USA #UK #France boosted #Assad today

    #USA #UK #France targeted empty objectives in #Syria since the entire #SAA was dislocated. @realDonaldTrump wanted to save his image: the Syria people’s reaction (1000s in the street expressing solidarity with Assad) to the hit is seriously damaging him.

    To limit the attack to the absolute minimum was a wise decision by U.S. President Donald Trump. The people who had faked the ‘chemical attack’ in Douma on April 7 wanted to pull the U.S. into a wider war with Syria and Russia. They failed. Russia’s threat of retaliation for any attack was strong enough to deter the U.S. military. Secretary of Defense Mattis saved the situation when he publicly doubted the evidence and held Trump back from a spontaneous ‘revenge’ response. Netanyahoo will be furious and the neocons will now try to kick Mattis out.

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    • ferd

      Could be. But, as with our response to the prior false flag chemical attack a year ago, aren’t we just encouraging more gassing of kids? – be they real or staged.

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      • juice

        Our elected and unelected deep state and shadow government leaders really don’t care much about the gassing of (more) kids. Madeleine ‘1/2 million dead Iraqi children would be worth it’ Albright for ex. It’s all for show. Our leaders and those that support them in this and all such criminal, unconstitutional machinations are insane in their thinking and paranoid psychopaths.

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        • sarcrilege

          Dr. Hfuhruhurr: “The only time we doctors should accept death is when it’s caused by our own incompetence!”

          Dr. Necessiter: “Nonsense! If the murder of twelve innocent people can help save one human life, it will have been worth it!”
          https://tinyurl.com/ycachmpy

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  10. mx2101

    Once the macho rah-rah emotion passes, how does this help working class, middle and lower income Americans who expected Trump to make their lives better? I thought we were not going to be the world’s policeman, and instead would focus on American jobs, infrastructure, industry and culture.

    What happens if sons and daughters of Trump’s base start coming back in body bags?

    Fundamentally this is not partisan. Both Democratic and Republican Congress and Presidents lean towards international activity. I think this is for two reasons.. it’s a distraction from domestic incompetence, and less oversight and accountability from voters on overseas activity

    That is:
    When the going gets tough domestically, start an international incident.
    Blow a billion overseas, no problem.
    Mess up a bridge project in Philadelphia, big problem.

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  11. mx2101

    Given the media orientation of Trump, I’ll bet the timing of the missiles was set to wipe James Comey off the Sunday morning and weekend news cycle.

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    • reversion

      No mention of comeys book and what’s in it on this site. Trump still playing 12d chess…. lmao

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  12. masteroneass

    I dont see any problem with bombing Syria until they stop using chemical weapons on their own people. Assad is a power hungry regime and Russia needs to sit their troll ass weapons selling motivation on the bench.

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  13. mushroomz

    In before someone bends a knee and everyone forgets about Syria, Russia stocked market and currency recovers, and the next retarded news cycle begins

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    • masteroneass

      The internet has given rise to 3 billion humans and 1 billion russian troll bots in a useless fest of shitposting self righteousness for their own sick egos. And people actually pay for this crap to “target” ads. We’re supposed to believe this narrative?

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  14. acehood

    Who cares. Russia won’t do shit because they are impoverished and weak. America wins. As always.

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  15. acehood

    @cirrusdriver

    Trump challenges NK. Suddenly they behave.

    Trump challenges China. And perhaps they slow their tariff roll.

    Trump challenges Russia via sanctions and Syria. We’ll see shortly if Putin backs down.

    You know it’s just possible that “the idiot in the White House” is smart.

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  16. dragun

    The tell was Mattis’ communication late last night that this was a “one time deal”. Clearly, all the shit talk that occurred during the week needed to find a resolution. If anyone doesn’t think back channels were used to make this strike is happen is using bath salts in their food.

    Think about it. US needs to show they won’t back down, Putin gives them the nod to hit specific targets where no casualties will occur and no Russian assets will be hit, thus no need to retaliate. In the meantime, US declares mission accomplished and Russian uses diplomatic means to denounce the attacks.

    Mattis and the professional military know the costs of engaging Russia so they worked out on their side to make the politicos look good.

    Who’s taking the over/under on Bolton’s tenure as NSA?

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  17. joyous__ending

    USA #1
    Folks be proud of your country. I know the past few years the media, the universities, colleges, congress, likely your local mayor and city council, even the NFL are all trying to pull you down in national pride to a guilt trip on being a successful American.
    Don’t fall for it. Think with reason, speak the truth with intellect, not profanity and cheap catch phrases and buzzwords. Be a proud American and make honest money in this great country.

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    • ferd

      How about we demand that our country and its leaders behaves in a manner of which we can be proud.

      This is NOT the time for chanting USA. For chrissakes, who gave your post a thumbs up?

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      • joyous__ending

        >we demand that our country and its leaders behaves in a manner of which we can be proud
        Be my guest, 1st Amendment says : the right of the people….to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

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        • ferd

          Politicians go where ever the sheep are going. And calling out cheerleaders for war porn like yourself is at least as useful as writing our leaders (which I’ve done). You see, I find killing and maiming a greater affront to humanity than the foul language that’s got you lathered-up.

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          • sarcrilege

            Oh, so you write letters to Bibi Netanyahu and send them to Knesset?

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  18. ferd

    As gay massage parlor employee “joyous__ending” chants USA, let’s review Trump’s speech last night where he said to Russia and Iran “you’re judged by the company you keep” ..or some such.

    Did anyone else see some irony that he said this while our allies in the region. Israel and Saudi, are respectively, systematically crippling unarmed protesters and causing Yemen to die of disease and starvation?

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    • joyous__ending

      I don’t consider the protesters at Gaza unarmed
      Just today four “protesters” blew up in their car full of explosives.
      https://www.timesofisrael.com/at-least-4-palestinians-reported-killed-in-explosion-in-gaza/
      There is more on the Gaza situation that clearly shows they are attempting to break through the border with the intent to kill Israelis.
      In Yemen, the situation has deteriorated with the involvement of Iran (who never brings peace) and the Saudis, the real problem again is an uncivilized society of tribes unable to move forward in a modern government structure.
      “As gay massage parlor employee ” c’mon dude, grow up and let’s debate like honorable men not like those you rail against.

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      • ferd

        “I don’t consider the protesters at Gaza unarmed”
        Of course you don’t. I heard some of them have thrown rocks. Anyway, you didn’t address Israel staging all of their snipers with order to cripple. But OK, you think that Palestinians aren’t worth concerning yourself about …let’s talk then about Israel making it a crime to be a black African in Israel. Oh, I guess we don’t care about blacks either.

        “Uncivilized society of tribes unable to move forward …” The “civilized” tribe that you excuse has to move forward as well.

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      • ferd

        BTW, calling a poster with the handle “joyous__ending” a gay massage parlor employee is hysterically funny …at least I think so.

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        • juice

          not necessarily gay … there is such a thing as a “full-release massage” and one need not be gay to partake or give

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    • juice

      This guy counted 23 lies in Trump’s speech last night

      https://russia-insider.com/en/trump-lied-american-people-last-night-23-times-7-minutes-destroying-his-presidency/ri23133

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      • frog

        Trump does lie constantly. But you people who think that Russians and Russian media are the great trustworthy authorities are being absurd.

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        • sarcrilege

          Trump reads if of the teleprompter. He doesnt write that shit. His choice is to go along with the zionist plans hatched in that satanic hellhole Israel or watch his family members die one by one in unfortunate accidents. Diana’s death in Paris was a car accident, right?

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      • joyous__ending

        America is all out partisan these days. If your side is out of power, spin it, says it’s lies, make bad analogies. Reverse it when your side is in power.
        It’s really become a style lacking in philosophical thought and promoting ideas. But it is all the rage today, it will fade and intellectuals will remain on top where they belong.

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  19. ironbird

    Nice blue skies 70 degrees or so. Welcome to California and everything is still fake news.

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  20. frog

    Pentagon: 2,000 percent increase in Russian trolls since Syria strikes

    with a quote from Nikkei Haley who Fly liked so much yesterday– but he won’t today since she’s not sucking up to Russia any more.

    https://theweek.com/5things/767551/pentagon-2000-percent-increase-russian-trolls-since-syria-strikes

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    • ferd

      OMG, shelter in place …quick, give me a safe space. It occurred to me that it is beyond all logic that Assad would done the one thing that crossed our ‘red line’
      after he had already won the war and after we had said that we intend to withdraw. My brain must be infected by Russian trolls.

      Grow the fuck up. Look at our recent history. And DEMAND proof before you support your nation slaughtering people!

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  21. frog

    Is this site itself chock full of Russian trolls?

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    • juice

      It’s obviously been too long a winter’s hibernation for ya … have some coffee and wake up

      oh, silly me .. I forgot that you are simply an AI Hill-bot that blames others for losses and has yet to come to terms with the term ‘self-responsibility’

      carry on

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