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Stocks Will Be Great Again, Now That China Surrendered the Great Trade War of 2018

It’s time to cover your shorts lads and pretend it never happened. The trade war is over and President Trump will forever be known as the man who made President Xi grovel and beg before the world for mercy. Too bad The Donald will be imprisoned soon, so he won’t really get to enjoy it. Aside from shit-posting on twitter, Trump literally has zero power. It makes you think, did any of our President’s have power — or were they all controlled by faggots in permanent government?

Futures are +300 and the Russian Ruble is getting hammered again. Good. I hope it goes to zero and all of the Russians starve to death. We will then bomb them and salt their lands, to ensure no hackers walk that land ever again.

I’m a little disappointed we haven’t sacrificed any humans in Syria yet, at least on a large scale. I’m hearing US, France, and the UK are scheming up something big. God willing, the axis powers will lob several thousand cruise missiles into Damascus, enabling ISIS to take over, cutting heads all the way to Bashar al Assad’s personal residence.

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5 comments

  1. ferd

    Not the end of trade tensions …but cooler heads can prevail re China as both countries have a chance to act in their own self-interests.

    But self-interest does not much play re the mid-east, where the crazies control the media and US policy.

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  2. jnkmoa

    Did you cover your shorts yet?

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  3. fryguy15

    So you will be covering your shorts? You should really stop giving financial advice.

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  4. sarcrilege

    everything is fake news
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