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Kudlow: ‘Blame China’; ‘There’s a Pot of Gold’ at the End of This Trade War Rainbow

‘Blame China’, says increasingly nervous unapologetic globalist who is now stationed inside the White House for the purposes of making Emperor Trump feel good about himself.

Here’s Larry Kudlow bending his views on trade for Trump, blaming China for their egregious trading actions which have stolen trillions from the United Steaks over the years. But he also said there’s a pot of gold at the end of this horrible rainbow, one that might appeal to some of my Irish readers out there. Why, you might want to dress in green and run towards that rainbow and search for it. Good luck.

Market losses have been cut in half, now down just 250.

On that news, I bought FXP — because fuck China.

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14 comments

  1. edn618

    “United Steaks” = Goddammmright!

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  2. indie

    Bend the knee, Kudlow. Bend the knee…

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  3. acehood

    How much coke does Kudlow need to believe this?

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  4. doc

    I bought TNA near the open, bears can get fuuuuced

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    • numbersgame

      Bold move, but until you *sell* it, doesn’t mean a thing.

      The market certainly looks calm – but you do have to wonder why the VIX is still up 8%.

      PS I consider myself a Bear, but with APPL and MU up and AMZN and NFLX down, I’m sitting pretty.

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  5. s.k.

    That certainly seems to be the narrative the White House is putting out this morning. Peter Navarro was on NPR this morning saying the same thing almost word for word.

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  6. infinitezuul

    HUGE BONUS: Soy is about to become a lot cheaper in the US. If you consume a lot of soy like I do, you probably have the figure of a middle-aged woman from middle-America just like me. And that figure is about to get a lot cheaper to maintain.

    Cheers.

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    • ferd

      “If you consume a lot of soy …you probably have the figure of a middle-aged woman from middle-America”

      GMO estrogen mimickers will do that to a guy.

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    • edn618

      A middle aged woman from middle America?

      The Fly just got a whole lot of erotic, for a bacon lover like me, that is

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  7. sarcrilege

    Krudlow knows who the boss is; or else, you’re fired.

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    • numbersgame

      Yet another of Trump’s deficiencies is that he doesn’t have the balls or the profesional courtesy to actually say, “You’re fired” to anyone except Reality TV interns,

      When it is time for Kudlow to go, here is how he will find out:

      @realDonaldTrump tweet:
      “Sean Hannity will be the Best Director of the National Economic Council ever! #goodluckKudlow”

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  8. ferd

    Remember when the Chicoms wouldn’t put the ramp up to air force one for the O? Trump’s a spaz, but I agree with Fly, fuck China.

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  9. ferd

    This is the time for out of control and futile ACTION! And Trump’s just the guy for the job.

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  10. edn618

    Whilst we’re talking about gubment in the economy and all, isn’t there a tesla subsidy trump can tweet about yanking? Especially since the stock rallied 25 pts off the low today.

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