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MONSTROUS RALLY

I bet you thought stocks were gonna give up the ghost around noon. You probably ate a giant piece of watermelon and got a borrow for some NVDA, only to get fucking rocked a few minutes later. You spent all weekend sifting through a handful of charts — and now your head is spinning on a spigot and there’s nothing you can do about it.

Stocks are careening higher because there are more buyers than sellers. We were oversold and Exodus told you we were oversold and it does not lie.

My losses on my YANG position were small because I bought it early on Friday and had some gains. After it’s all said and done, I lost 3% in YANG and made 4% in FAZ. Now I’m long SOXL and have 5 points in the bank so far and counting.

You can write all of these things down on a piece to remind me what I said next week. Stocks are going to trade higher, inexorably. And there is nothing that you or your faggot friends can do about it.

Instead of shorting stocks are losing vast sums of money, why not listen to some 6ix9ine rap music and enjoy this generation’s Run DMC?

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16 comments

  1. natehois

    It isn’t Showtime

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  2. it is showtime

    They couldn’t even get 700.

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  3. numbersgame

    M-T-W formed a nice resistance level that the Bears will have to defend and the Bulls will have to take. Thats where the waterfall action started.

    Of course, that means that we’ll go higher this week, at least for a short time (then we’ll see)

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  4. Fidel Cash Grow

    Superb chart art

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  5. infinitezuul

    Told myself not to watch the market today. Just let your calls sit, said I. Then I proceeds to watch the market and blow out of my calls near the bottom. Great times.

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  6. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Let ya nuts hang nigga!

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  7. ironbird

    Interesting. Ketamine Fetanyl injection meets pimp that used to be whore. Nice rainbow clown face and do rag. Welcome to California ten years ago.

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  8. WrongView

    Pretty sure you have a concussion.

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  9. reversion

    Didn’t this fine fellow have sex with a 13 year old?

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  10. MSGT HARTMAN

    Chaser- up and down, in and out.

    Uncle Sam loves you.

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  11. acehood

    Is he real blood tho? YG, Game and Cass all say no.

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  12. og

    WTF is that…

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  13. heckler

    I hate that krusty the clown ass bitch 69 his music sucks dicks – and I even like rainbows.

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  14. moosh

    Can’t wait for the 6ix9ine Christmas in Hollis version to hit

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  15. Raul3

    40 more nazzers being tacked on in the AH

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