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MARKETS ARE GONNA BLAST OFF AGAIN YOU STUPID FOOLS

If you didn’t cover your shorts today, you should kill yourselves immediately. Nasdaq futures are +50 and the Dow is looking like it will open up +150. You stupid fucking jackass faggots literally sold stocks because a crackhead bitch went on 60 minutes and said Trump paid for her to blow him 12 years ago.

Do you have any idea how fucking stupid you sound for doing that?

Then we have the retest the low fags, absolute morons who think charts rhyme or have reason. While you obsess over meaningless shit, I’ve digitized and built algorithms for the price memory you so eagerly crave. Tomorrow you’re gonna get fucking REKT and I’ll be blowing smoke into your face the entire time.

I just got finished eating a chicken with some cranned berried sauce, bread, avocado, and a tall mug filled with lager. Gone are my vegan days, pussified upon the altar of healthy eating. I’m an American and I am supposed to eat really bad and die from a massive heart attack or stroke, and I don’t apologize for it, and I don’t give a shit if I drop dead tomorrow — because Le Fly will live forever in the hearts and minds of millions.

Top picks into tomorrow: SOXL, LABU, long absurd quantities of SPY in the quant account until next week.

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18 comments

  1. Raul3

    The human body turns all that animal flesh into violent thoughts. It is the suffering of the animal reincarnated, using you as a vessel to inflict mental and physical harm on the sapiens.

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  2. heckler

    You truly are a Maniac, Fly. My only solice is that from time to time you seem to accept that as fact. I can only guess how you present yourself to those you truly love. I looked up the stats today: 1 in 6 die from heart disease. 1 in 36 from stroke. 1 in 315 from gun attacks not including suicide… so that’s fucked up!

    Building your Net Worth like you said last night might be the stupidest thing you’ve said since MUH RUSSIA , oh yeah and by the way go fuck yourself! You’re only 40 faggot, not some Baby Boomer piece of shit. Fuck that gay ass 69 he probably eats dick and vag and that’s why you like him

    Fuck 69 that pussy ass vagina and dick sucker. But I do like the Beatles. Now this is a conspiracy theory: https://youtu.be/_7G5NNYCPKY

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  3. s.k.

    It feels like you might be entering a mid-life crisis, but I like it.

    Breakout the Rockstars.

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  4. pb

    You are kidding, right? Bear market rallies are always followed by even steeper declines.

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  5. one-eighty

    Whenever Funny Man opens his mouth, markets tank.

    Whenever he gets walked back, markets surge.

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  6. oilerua

    you’re the best contrarian indicator

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  7. oilerua

    he’s the man . he really understand how’s the market designed.

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