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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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LATE NIGHT VOODOO MAGICK

LATE IN THE DAY I PURCHASED SHARES OF CCIH, BASED SOLELY UPON THE RECOMMENDATION OF A MAN WHO WILL REMAIN ANONYMOUS UNTIL I AM ABLE TO SELL IT FOR EXTREME PROFIT DURING TOMORROW’S SESSION. WHILE THIS MIGHT SOUND BOLD TO SOME OF YOU ABSOLUTE ASSHOLES, JUST KNOW THAT THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. SHARES OF CCIH ARE SIMPLY HEADING HIGHER, IN SPITE OF YOU ILL WISHES AND UNPARDONABLE CONTEMPT FOR YOURS TRULY.

SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR I’VE BEEN WHIPPING YOU IN THE FACE, ALMOST ON A DAILY BASIS, WITH MY STOCK WINS AND I RARELY HEAR ANY ACRIMONIOUS TURPITUDE COMING FROM THE GALLOWS OF THE PEANUT’D GALLERY ANYMORE.

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MARBLES, OR DID SOMEONE CUT YOUR FINGERS OFF?

NEVERTHELESS, AND I’LL MAKE THIS AS SUCCINCT AS POSSIBLE: LET THIS POST SERVE AS A BRAND OF VOODOO MAGICK, AS THEY LIKE TO SAY IN SHITHOLE COUNTRIES SOUTH OF THE BORDER. CCIH IS GOING HIGHER AND I WILL SELL IT AND I WILL ENJOY TELLING YOU ABOUT IT TOMORROW.

GOOD NIGHT

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20 comments

  1. goldwing

    8 hrs earlier would have been the gentlemen way. thanks for the scraps though.

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  2. bob smith

    CCIH: Return on Equity (-628.97%)

    With all due respect, you really need to lay off the sauce before you go do bed. Just sayin’

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  3. Lyndon Keltner

    Let Trump escalate the trade war till the Chinese stop selling us anything.

    His white trash supporters from shithole country very well deserve perpetual shithole poverty via supply-induced hyperinflation.

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  4. Lyndon Keltner

    Getting massive short /TN 128’19 /UB 157’18 and shorter as they move higher.

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    • Lyndon Keltner

      And went long a batch of /NQ at 6803.

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      • NotGekko

        Only deranged faggots reply to their own posts

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        • Lyndon Keltner

          Indeed I am booking some dandy profits like a deranged faggot.

          I don’t know if deranged faggots take money showers but I’ma take one like a boss.

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          • Lyndon Keltner

            You losers are a salty bunch.

            Someone has to win in this game, right?

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          • infinitezuul

            NotGekko had a funny reply. Subject/target of reply matters not. Any type of reply like that will be immediately upvoted. Enjoy your wins and the replies.

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          • pb

            Dandy profits? That’s not congruent with the positions you claim. More like losses, and big ones.

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          • Lyndon Keltner

            @pb I booked profits, i.e., (in more explicitly plain English) closed the positions with gains (11 ticks on TN, 10 ticks on UB, and 11 points on NQ), by 7:51AM Eastern Standard Time.

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  5. juice

    ALL YER POSTS SHOULD BE ALL CAPS ALL THE TIMES.

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  6. roundwego

    China raises rates, this is the end, brace for crash.

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  7. chuck bennett

    Chins has to ape us

    Cuz they ain’t us.

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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    • juice

      they will raise the cost of soybeans & corn and a few Boeings to their billion+ peoples to teach the Donald a lesson

      no prob .. President Xi & the Trumpster are bff

      BTFD

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  8. roundwego

    There will be blood.

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  9. roundwego

    Oh it on like donkey kong. I love slip and slide time.

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  10. rigged game

    Though your writing is excellent, you stock picking and market
    predicting SUCKS. See TQQQ.

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  11. teslawasright

    The Fly has gone mad, surely bitten by a rabid dog. Surely to rise again.

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