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Take a Look at Jeff Bezos’ New Robot Dog, For It Is Going to Kill You Oneday

For thousands of years the elite have tried to extend their lives and achieve immortality. Back in ancient days, retarded elites used to mummify themselves. A Pharaoh would die and have his whole family murc’d with him, down to his favorite birds — all mummified to be laid to rest in gigantic pyramids, built by plebs, festooned with elaborate traps to protect all of his earthly possessions, jewels and rare texts, which were also buried with him. After the slaves built the pyramids, especially the one’s who built the secret traps, they’d be killed and tossed into the Nile. Their families would be enslaved and forced to build new pyramids for soon to be dead elites.

These people were idiots of the very first order. Guess what, nothing has changed, other than the level of innovation and advances in technology. Very soon, robots will be doing everything, from driving your cars, to flipping your burgers, to fornicating with your wives. Hell, they’ll even give birth to your new babies. After that, once you’re old and half senile, or maybe even a lot younger, they’ll offer you a ‘special deal’ to upload your idiot brains to a super computer, for the sum of $1 million, in order to achieve immortality. You mind will be uploaded into a new avatar, one that looks just like you — but with great upgrades — such as abs, longer cocks, better hairline, and brighter eyes. This new avatar will be custom made by you — just like in the video games. Once uploaded, your friends and family will not know the difference. It will be you, other than the fact that YOU’LL BE DEAD — a mere vessel and simulation of you, achieved for the purposes of de-population on a massive scale.

Kids will wait in line for this sort of thing, to be exterminated by Jeff Bezos and his fucking robot dogs.


This will kill you

In the future robot people will be walking real dogs, and the world will be better. Crime will be non-existent, corporate revenues predictable and devoid of emotional set backs. Without the overhead of dealing with organic people and their fucking problems, inefficient idiots, we’ll branch out to other galaxies and colonize planets — zipping through space like magicians. Once we conquer other civilizations they will be forced to assimilate, upload their brains into supercomputers, else be eliminated from the universe.

Futures are higher this evening. I sold my inverse ETFs at the highs of the day, switched and went long some JNUG — eagerly waiting for tomorrow’s open so that I can bowl on you pinheads with violent alacrity.

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13 comments

  1. juice

    bio-organic androids are the future .. the kind that crash-landed that disc at Roswell

    if we already had them, we’d send them to die on our first trips to Mars, but we don’t, so we have to scrounge up some volunteers with a death wish

    http://www.futureofmankind.info/Billy_Meier/Contact_Report_424

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  2. indie

    What about orange robot baboons?

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  3. ironbird

    Yeah and Mexicans will stop eating beans and rice. Robots are a con job. The only real ones are on teevee.

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  4. fryguy15

    Now I’m convinced that Fly sits around the house all day in pajamas and watches cartoons. Stop rotting your fucking head!

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  5. sarcrilege

    The kicker is that none of us could tell if we are not already ultrahigh resolution avatars. The feel of reality (or virtual reality) is a function of resolution. The more information can be crammed into a computational pixel, the higher reality level is achieved. The probability that we are alone in a universe that is 14.5 billion light years in size is nil…unless it’s just a backdrop.

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  6. sarcrilege

    Hey you dumb stupid amerikan goyim, are you ready to die for those filthy jewish pigs in Israel? No? Well that’s just too bad because USAF Third Air Force commander Lt.-Gen. Richard Clark who also serves as the commander for the deploying Joint Task Force in Israel has this to say:

    “I am sure once the order comes we will find here US troops on the ground to be part of our deployment and team to defend the State of Israel. And those US troops who would be deployed to Israel, are prepared to die for the Jewish state”,

    Clark said.
    https://tinyurl.com/y8qrqlsf

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    • ferd

      As you know, I love all peoples. But isn’t it ironic that Clark is black, and Israel is now actively deporting blacks for the crime of being black.

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      • sarcrilege

        The hypocrisy of these talmudic satan worshipers in Israel is off the scale. But what I find ironic is that in biblical terms christians will be dying not for Jesus or God but for the glory of Satan. How does one square that hole?

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  7. 'merica

    Anyone catch crooked hilary’s trip(s) in India? Fractured wrist by falling at her hotel. Nearly broke her ankles on two separate occasions by simply walking. KARMA.

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  8. juice

    our technology is just catching up to the natural laws of the universe or creational laws

    at death, all our experiences, newly gained knowledge, wisdom, love, etc. is uploaded in its pure essence and stored in the overall consciousness-block connected with each individual spirit-form. The personality is dissolved and the spirit-form returns to its otherwordly dimension where a new personality is created. Then at the proper time, the spirit-form with its overall consciousness-block and its new personality enters a fetus at the 21st day after conception and reincarnates beginning the whole process anew.

    “Procreation, birth, life, dying, death and rebirth of the spirit-form, together with a continually new personality, are very closely connected to each other, because one thing is the consequence of the other, but you do not take the whole thing seriously, instead you irresponsibly live only for the day; out of this, you create in you pathological cravings, vices, hatred and unpeace as well as unfreedom and disharmony in order to live out everything externally and to let it pervert into bloody and destructive wars, as you learn this through the senseless and irrational teachings in your belief in a god, tin god or idolised human being, and live from day to day in pure egoism and imperiousness, and irresponsibly procreate offspring beyond all measure and therethrough bring about immense catastrophes “

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  9. masteroneass

    Bezos is all about volume. He needs more consumers. The elite need more people they cant exterminate us. However what they do need is to innovate and they need innovation often at the hands of others. Thats why the world is so balanced. When was the last time you saw a genius come from a genius? Or why wasnt the geniuses familys genius. Never. It is what makes it so random. Theres a book about that somewhere. Im sure that dog has a kill application but the real thing does too. Why do we need a robot dog? How should I know. We have enough damn humans. The problem is nobody makes anything but retarded kid stuff look cool.

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