When are you going to realize Zuckerberg is your alpha, literally in charge of your hopes and dreams — decider of whom you will vote for and fall in love with. He is God, more or less, for millions of Americans — fat slobbish beings trapped at home because everything outside is too expensive.
Zuckerberg the Alpha deciding your fate
Yesterday all of the establishment shills were mad at Zuck because he enabled a firm to access the profiles of 50 million Americans, which was then used to elect an Orange Ape. But Zuck does as Zuck likes. He owns most of the stock, has a net worth upwards of $75 billion, and he’s only 33 years old. If Mark wanted to be a cannibal and sustain himself off the loins of dead humans — he would — and there’d be nothing you could do about that — quite frankly.
Today the world has come to grips with Facebook’s hegemony — a company NETTING over $4 billion per quarter, in control of the hearts and minds of billions. Dow futures are +100, Nasdaq +35.
In other news, another mail bomb blew up in Texas today. What the fuck? I don’t know what to think about that, other than the fact we live in violent times.
Here are stocks moving in the pre-market.
Gapping up
In reaction to strong earnings/guidance:
- TKR +5.1%, HQY +1.9%
Other news:
- ARNA +35.2% (reports positive phase 2 results from the OASIS trial for etrasimod in patients with ulcerative colitis)
- CRME +12.1% (announces strategic transaction with Cipher Pharmaceuticals — Cipher to acquire all outstanding shares of Cardiome, following a restructuring of Cardiome pursuant to a statutory plan of arrangement)
- FNJN +9.3% (received the $65 million payment due from Symantec; Halcyon Long Duration Recovery discloses 14.2% active stake)
- ELGX +8.2% (announces the first results from ENCORE, a pooled, global analysis of several prospective clinical trials and registries studying polymer endovascular aneurysm repair (Polymer EVAR) using Ovation Abdominal Stent Graft Systems)
- AMTX +6.5% (continuation of last week’s move higher)
- KMPH +6.1% (announces that topline results from its ongoing pediatric and adolescent pharmacokinetic study suggest that following oral administration of its KP415 product candidate)
- BB +5.7% (BlackBerry and Microsoft partner to offer enterprises a solution that integrates BlackBerry’s mobility/security with Microsoft’s cloud/productivity products)
- APHB +3.2% (after announcing collaboration with the Western Sydney and the Westmead Institute for Medical Research based in Sydney, Australia)
- TRIL +2.6% (FDA Office of Orphan Products Development has granted an Orphan Drug Designation to TTI-621 for the treatment of cutaneous T-cell lymphoma)
Analyst comments:
- IIVI +2.2% (upgraded to Buy at B. Riley FBR)
- FCX +1.4% (initiated with a Buy at Goldman)
- CTRN +1.3% (upgraded to Buy from Neutral at MKM Partners)
- BHP +0.5% (upgraded to Neutral from Underperform at Exane BNP Paribas)
Fake news. Futures are NOT way up. SAD!
Perhaps you need to be introduced to the fair value assessment of futures?
I know you’ve only been trading for 30 years, but this might help a bit.
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-cfds
LOL. Futures are down. PERIOD
You’re retarded. Nasdaq futs are +30. Go click on the link you knuckle dragging ape.
Then how is it that I am short S&P futures right now and I’m in the money? Huh? Riddle me that, dipshit. Next time go to yahoo finance for info.
Lol, yahoo finance
Any bets on Austin, TX? False flags leading to martial law, door-to-door searches and abuses of civil rights just to find out if the texas tough guys are as tough as they say? If the texas pussies let that happen and back down, is that a green light for marxists to go full bore red revolution and communism after the lights go back on? Just askin’…. cuz isnt there a very active Soros-funded Antifa chapter in Austin?
It was probably some rabbi.
It could have been Steve The Neighbor, but he is pretty harmless.
Sara have you ever heard of the path of least resistance? Some of your theories are so spider webbed they don’t even work in an Orwellian fantasy. It’s Texas. People like to blow shit up. It’s probably kids.
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Antifa kids?
It’s well known that the Jewish have the highest group IQ. Higher than Asians, Whites and all the rest (AKA people of color). It must be true because Jordan Peterson said so. Right?
Zuckerberg is Jewish; but he’s not white. Everybody got that? Good, now go back to sleep.
Copper looks like a short here.
Social unrest is the product of social complacency. Rip, facefuck.
Is social unrest organic, incited or driven?
Fact: working class=democrats, middle class=republicans, upper class=communists.
Where’s the epicenter of social unrest?
I still don’t understand why people use Facebook. Get outside and enjoy life, stop telling everyone how good your imaginary life is and go live a real life. Or don’t, stay home, get fat as fuck and wither away.
Couldn’t agree with you more. Sadly, it seems, we are in the minority.
FB is a buy but not here.
Fly how about a crack spread (no Baltimore) post? Refiners look good.
I dont use facebook so i dont get it but billions of people evidently its their life. His product doesnt effect me nor do I care about it. To me its worth nothing really. I wonder how much it costs to download this data on people. Can he do a prescription based service on this data he has?
If you have a child on FB, they will learn about you. If you have a sibling, parent, relative, friend, ex-partner, whatever, they will learn about you.
That’s the sad reality of these systems, mathematically speaking, one does not need all the data to have complete knowledge, only some percentage of it.
Fly, is that an image of Zuckerberg demonstrating virtual porn at a MGTOW conference?