I stand before you a very successful man. Just yesterday I was lamenting over the specter of being on the wrong side of trades. Then something happened. A slit in the time-space continuum occurred and I started to see digits on my screen, like the fucking Matrix. The power of PI, on this being PI-day, is now with me.
I stepped in and bought EVGN — another FRANKENFOOD company with alliances with Monsanto and House DuPont. They’re working on FAKE CORN, so you can eat that shit along while reading some FAKE NEWS atop your FAKE TITS.
While most of you boneheads got poleaxed today, I banked coin. Let’s review.
I bought YTEN at $2.08, currently trading at $3.05 — +48%.
I bought SEED at $0.90, currently trading at $1.37 — +52%
And lastly, I stepped into $EVGN and it hasn’t moved yet — because they don’t know about it. Shhh, don’t tell anyone.
That was my day, pal. How was yours?
No matter how hard you try, no matter how bad you want it — you’ll never be as good as Le Fly.
Fuck the cryptos. We’re onto bigger and better fake fish (extra AQB).
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Oh I thought we were supposed to rip?
Oh I thought bitcoin was supposed to go to 50000?
I am not a big fan of fake tits…but that’s just me…
Bout fucking time, Fly. Chalk it up to meat sweats. It’s your punishment from your body realizing how you were trying to undermine it.
“That was my day, pal. How was yours?”
Nothing special besides projectile vomiting on my family when I learned that Elizabeth Holmes was a he/she and the long lost son/daughter of HRC.
Even if I never bought or traded stocks ( which I occasionally still do ), I would read your columns just to laugh. There’s something about your timing in the way that you write that is so goddamn funny .