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Markets Will Soar Today; It is Quite Literally Indestructible

Dow futures are +175, Nasdaq +50. Commodities are flat and the cucks in Europe irrelevant. Welcome to another day of American styled stock market. Happy Friday.

Here are the pre-market movers.

Gapping up: BUFF +17.3%, IMMR +16.9%, NSPR +14.1%, KZIA +13.2%, MOMO +6.9%, HUN +6.5%, MIC +2.9%, TS +2.2%, LGCY +1.7%, SHPG +1.5%, INFN +1.4%, ALB +1.2%, KBR +1.2%, UTX +1.1%, MNK +1%, ASIX +1%, ROKU +0.8%, CAR +0.7%,

Gapping down: ACIA -15.2%, OLED -12.2%, WING -9.8%, RBS -3.4%, F -0.8%, COG -0.8%, LITE -0.5%

As you can see, there are those who read the prospectus and those who did not. Those who didn’t own ACIA, OLED, and WING. Those who did are enjoying great gains — because they were well informed and they knew the risks and the prospectus, this holy document of investment knowledge and sageness, led them down the path of riches.

Investing is so easy, especially when aptly informed. I might have to write another book about investing, with/without the prospectus.

By the way, General Mills is buying Blue Buffalo.

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11 comments

  1. speerothekid

    I need to take a look at the prospectus for IBC before I comment.

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  2. helicopter money

    Protip: check high yield credit spreads.

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  3. boyaj

    You’ve got to figure junglegirl is upset this AM about buffalo blue. I can’t say I’m not disappointed either.

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  4. infinitezuul

    this time next year the ess and pee fi hunnit will be at 25k, bitcoin will be at 500k, trader confessions will be living in a dumpster in san diego [“can’t beat the weather”], and canada will be our 51st state. puerto rico will be wiped clean and transformed into a massive luxury trump resort, free for anyone who votes for him or the candidates he endorses.

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  5. acehood

    Thank god I read the prospectus on SSC and sold.

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  6. kidstock

    Out of LABD and SOXS for scratch. Loaded back up in OSTK again. Also added FTK and NBR. Risk on!

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  7. gatorsun

    GNC squeeze …4.50 will tell

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  8. gatorsun

    lots of NUGT

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  9. joyous__ending

    >By the way, General Mills is buying Blue Buffalo.
    Good, I eat my Cheerios and my cat eats her breakfast all from the same corporation.

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  10. MoonshineDelight

    18+ hour outage @BBT. Funds frozen, no access. Execs scrambling to keep a lid on it. Check the twitter feed.

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  11. mad marsupial

    Yes, well most feel the star, we call it a sun, is indestructible. But there is no rational scientific observation that does include planet earth getting completely toasted. However, it is quit possible Musk’s intergalactic traveler in a Tesla carries a Dow Jone futures contract in the glove compartment.

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