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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Futures Are Way Up — Look At How Stupid You’ve Become

It’s amazing how many of you idiots shorted stocks into the close because the Dow was only up 164. You keep waiting for shoes to drop; meanwhile spears keep getting thrown thru your chest cavity.

Dow futures are +140, Asian markets are sharply higher, and European futures are edge lording a tad higher.

It’s rather humorous, is it not — how dreadful an investor you are. That’s ok, do not feel bad. I will permit you to toss stones at me whenever one of my short vol trades blow up for 100% drawdowns or whenever CNBC visits a crypto-shit proxies office festooned with shit stained rugs, sending shares sharply lower.

I can take it — believe me.

But what I cannot take is stupidity. Quit gambling away your future on everyone else’s being ruined. Join the party and sip on the Kool-aid. It’s quite delicious.

NOTE: The Exodus Quant fund is CRUSHING SKULLS so far and will undergo a radical realignment come March 1st, should everything remain as is.

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11 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Chinks are celebrating – bailouts commenced. Anbang first. Who’s going the get banged next?

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  2. desertfox

    Shorting the Dow into the close is all my fault. I didn’t read the prospectus—it is all in there. I obviously am getting what I deserve.

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  3. oilerua

    clickbait title and article .. as usual ( how many stupids ? 2 ? 3 ? 10 ? )
    rofl

    please can you write something good so that I be less bored..thanks

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  4. roundwego

    Harvest time. Pigs will be slaughtered.

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