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Britain Recoils in Horror as Logistical Nightmare Causes KFC to Shut Down Due to Lack of Chicken

This is what the end of the world will look like. Due to a shortage of chicken in the UK, KFC has been forced to shut down ~900 stores and seek help to deal with this burgeoning crisis.

KFC warned that a supply-chain breakdown that has shut more than half of its 900 U.K. outlets would persist for the rest of the week, continuing to deprive fans of their fried-chicken fix.

KFC said it’s working with new logistical partner Deutsche Post AG to solve a problem that began over the weekend, leaving only 430 British shops with any chicken to cook as of Tuesday. About 80 percent of the brand’s U.K. eateries are franchised.

“We anticipate the number of closures will reduce today and over the coming days,” KFC said in an emailed statement Tuesday. “However, we expect the disruption to some restaurants to continue over the remainder of the week, meaning some will be closed and others operating with a reduced menu or shortened hours.”

KFC overhauled its U.K. chicken supply chain in November by replacing logistics provider Bidvest Group Ltd. with Deutsche Post’s DHL, better known for delivering books and toys to online shoppers’ homes. At the time, the new supplier described the partnership as “groundbreaking” and said it was “committed to setting a new industry benchmark” in service.

Stifel analyst Chris O’Cull estimates that the roughly 750 KFC outlets earlier affected by the chicken shortage, or about 3.5 percent of the brand’s global total, generate daily sales of $2.1 million.

KFC, which previously said it picked DHL for its expertise in other industries, this week blamed the chicken shortage on “teething problems” with the new arrangement, as the fast-food chain’s woes hatched a flurry of poultry-related puns in British newspapers.

DHL managing director John Boulter apologized in a statement for the inconvenience and disappointment caused to KFC and its customers. The company’s appointment was driven by KFC’s desire to cut costs and led to 255 job losses, according to trade union GMB.

“Bidvest are specialists –- a food distribution firm with years of experience,” GMB national officer Mick Rix said in a statement. “DHL are scratching around for any work they can get, and undercut them.”

Meanwhile, people on Twitter are freaking out over this modern day famine. The police have tweeted to leave them alone when it comes to chicken shortages. It is not a police matter.

Here are some other choice reactions.

Zing!

Looks like the union that helped with logistics before the change is pleased with the current meltdown.

Shares of YUM are +0.3% on the day — giant nothing burger.

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14 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    This must be horror for the blacks in britain
    https://youtu.be/W8YAK8oMEKI

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  2. acehood

    Chick-fil-A is “better” anyway, no?

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  3. Marc David

    I figured over this weekend we’d get one iBC movie review? No?

    News lately is getting slow. Russian this. Russian that. The curlers are even doping besides being dopey.

    And now KFC runs of of chicken?

    Whatever will I do Huckleberry?

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    • numbersgame

      News should pick up this week. Trump is going to get schooled by a bunch of kids over gun control. He can’t win, because he can’t give them what they want: guranteed safety in schools. While the Sandy Hook tikes made more sympathetic victims, they couldn’t really put together a protest, could they?

      He has insulted war veterans, gold-star families, and every minority gorup under the sun with little consequences to his base support. Will be interesting when he loses his cool and insults a bunch of suburban white kids that watched their friends get mowed down. Will his base care then?

      Politically, the Republicans best plan is to do what they did after the Vegas shooting. Instead of ignoring the calls for gun control as they did in previous shootings, they agreed to new regulations (bump stop) – but then actually did nothing. Anyone still remember the Vegas shooting? Would you be shocked to learn it was less than 5 months ago? Mission accomplished, NRA. So they should agree to the high schoolers demands and then do what Congress does best: nothing.

      Heck the Republicans even screw their own: remember Sen. Collins’ vote for the tax bill? She said she received assurances from Senate leadership that the bipartisan ObamaCare bills would get votes before the end of the year.

      “Don’t worry, the legislation is in the mail. You should be getting it any time now. “

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      • sarcrilege

        What you wanted to say Trump will be schooled by kids indoctrinated by filthy marxists and the hope is these brainwashed retards can at least remember their scripted lines.
        https://tinyurl.com/ydbf7r59

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        • sarcrilege

          oh, just in case you did not know (for love of God how could one NOT know!) that it was just another deep state false flag?
          https://tinyurl.com/ybruy7et

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          • numbersgame

            OMG, you losers can’t even write a believable deep state conpsiracy narrative.

            Fixed it for you:
            “All kinds of leads were reported showing that Nikolaus Cruz was dangerous. It was reported that the FBI didn’t follow-up on the leads. The truth is that they DID follow-up, and were certain that Cruz would committ the mass shooting, but they wanted the shooting to occur so that they could strengthen gun laws.”

            To the blogosphere: by vote of thumbs, which is more believable?

            (Note: my personal beleif is that beaureaucratic incompetance was the reason that the FBI didn’t act)

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  4. heckler

    Meanwhile my local grocery store has been having deals all week. $0.99 per pound or two chickens for the price of one.

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    • numbersgame

      More evidence that the CPI is vastly underestimating inflation. I remember 10 years ago when I could buy chicken for $0.98 per pound.

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  5. mx2101

    I’m surprised and dismayed to learn there are KFC outlets in the U.K. Unfortunate.
    I just looked at a list of UK based restaurant chains, and I haven’t seen any of them here in the USA.

    I haven’t eaten at KFC since the early ’90s, and then it was once or twice because it was awful.

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