Bearshitters beat down again. Unfortunately, I happen to be one right now in my tactical account — long FAZ, SOXS, TZA, hedged by several longs. While it is early and there’s still time for things to go horribly wrong, it appears the Dow is gonna punch heads to the upside.
Futures are +100 and Nasdaq +8.
What does it all mean?
How the fuck should I know? Anyone who says he can call this tape is a lying cocksucker and should be lined up and shot. I have two ways to play this — long and short. Systematically, I am hands off with my portfolio and don’t even look at the positions until the end of the month. In my trading account, I’m a dancing fool — clowning around with the fellas in Exodus all day long — for the laughs and the money.
In a perfect world, the market will drop by 5,000 points tomorrow — making me so happy and energetic, I will literally punch holes through the sheetrock in my office. But we can’t all get what we want, can we? All I want now is a little Valentine’s Day Massacre. Is that too much to ask?
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