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FUTURES RUN HIGHER OUT OF THE GATES

Bearshitters beat down again. Unfortunately, I happen to be one right now in my tactical account — long FAZ, SOXS, TZA, hedged by several longs. While it is early and there’s still time for things to go horribly wrong, it appears the Dow is gonna punch heads to the upside.

Futures are +100 and Nasdaq +8.

What does it all mean?

How the fuck should I know? Anyone who says he can call this tape is a lying cocksucker and should be lined up and shot. I have two ways to play this — long and short. Systematically, I am hands off with my portfolio and don’t even look at the positions until the end of the month. In my trading account, I’m a dancing fool — clowning around with the fellas in Exodus all day long — for the laughs and the money.

In a perfect world, the market will drop by 5,000 points tomorrow — making me so happy and energetic, I will literally punch holes through the sheetrock in my office. But we can’t all get what we want, can we? All I want now is a little Valentine’s Day Massacre. Is that too much to ask?

As an aside, I was gonna do a post on teevee shows, listing some of my favorites. Do you have an interest? Being an avid consumer of Hollywood propaganda, I consider myself the foremost expert in all things cinema and teevee. I’m a repository of information and knowledge — a modern day biological Library of Alexandria — disseminator of facts stored deep within the recesses of my large fucking brain.

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19 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    It should be a magik but bumpy ride in markets from here on with war, the big one, in ME finally on deck.

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    • ferd

      Doesn’t look like it …at least for now. MSM isn’t selling it.

      This looks like it’ll calm down into just another Israel-the-victim play in congress where there’ll be a bidding war as to how much additional free stuff to give to the Likud military. The nerve of those Syrians — shooting back at the planes that are bombing them.

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      • moosh

        Yep. Another spark. MOAR tindling is needed to truly get the fire going. Can the freakin house of saud ever get there ipo out already?

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        • moosh

          “their”. LE FLY, Le casa de papel is ok, still watching, but pretty cheesy. Where is sherlock?

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      • sarcrilege

        mommy, mommy…it started when Syria hit me back.

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  2. Lyndon Keltner

    This market remains Guilty Until Proven Innocent.

    I’m gone short the NQ starting at 6450.

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  3. ironbird

    The tape is fucked until we all come together. And. Eat dogs.

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  4. lesurgeon

    Easy.
    COPS is the best tv show ever!
    Next.

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  5. stonecoldgee

    Airwolf- Best show ever

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  6. swordfish00

    Watch altered csrbon fly. Also, stop ? praying for the market to drop. Sell your shorts.

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  7. belly of the beast
    belly of the beast

    Futures, eh, ……. tv – The Office, cable – The Sopranos, muvees …………… Arthur.
    Still brings a tear to my eye.
    All the piles of cash and the lifestyle, I mean.
    Watch it sometime with grande marnier, if you scoff.

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  8. evabrown

    Basically, nothing you say from here on out, after two epic blowups in a week, first

    XIV 100% loss

    and

    shorting the bottom Friday

    100% loss

    all your other subsequent bullshit is , null , void, and frankly, proof you’re an asshole

    Wit and trading acumen are two different things.

    you lack both in spades.

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    • chuck bennett

      Eva brown ?

      Where do all these weirdos come from?

      What sort of fagoty dipshit calls them self Eva brown?

      Regards

      Chuck Bennett

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      • evabrown

        Thats my name mother fukker.

        Now, why not address your boyfriend Fly’s epic assholism , and not talk about my name

        Regards

        Eva

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        • Dr. Fly

          Your mother must’ve been so disappointed in what an abomination you’ve become — a ragged loser spending his days telling lies and fictions about greater men on the interwebs.

          In a different era, your home would be raided tonight — yourself hung, and your lands salted for such behavior against your superiors.

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  9. Lyndon Keltner

    Covered and went a little long /ZB at 143’07.

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  10. NotGekko

    A true baller would have wood paneling on his walls

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