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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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CHINESE BURRITOS UNRAVEL IN NIGHTMARISH SESSION; COME GET YOUR EXODUS VALENTINE’S DAY MASSACRE TRIAL

Chinese markets are blowing up this evening, down nearly 5%.

There is a disruption in the matrix. All attempts to eject Trump from the Presidency have failed. Therefore, deep state troglodytes have gone to ‘plan b’ — crashing the Trump economy — LEAVING NO SURVIVORS.

Meanwhile, I am graciously opening up the doors of Exodus to the unwashed masses from now thru Valentine’s Day, to demonstrate my love for the underclass-underprivileged.

You’ll want to be in the Pelican Room for the action, believe me.

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14 comments

  1. dragun

    having a hard time with this trump theory. at most he may become lame duck at mid terms.

    or is the theory to grind this lower until his term ends?

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    • Lyndon Keltner

      The theory is Everything Trumps Touches Dies and it remains valid.

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  2. Lyndon Keltner

    NQ looks riped to chart a lower low before YM and ES.

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  3. ilostitall

    bitch please

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  4. chuck bennett

    Missed my flight to Bogota.

    Down in Tampa , on my way back.

    I’ll play this market sooner than I thought.

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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    • the_wolf

      devil’s looking for you motherfucker,…..

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    • bob smith

      The balloons you swallowed are still intact I trust.

      Regards,

      Bob Smith

      P.S. The market is playing you, not the other way around.

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  5. masteroneass

    A newly organized group of uncrypto’d coinless fags, they will be unwinded in short order. Also they are unwinding all assets to obtain cash. If they unravel anymore all markets crash. It’s not just the USA markets dominance anymore.

    ETC / BCH worked today. Looking for the next swap to dump into. 10 -20 percent gains on the day are normal

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  6. ironbird

    Meth Burritos are racist. Eight ball coke burritos are real. Laundry is what it is.

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  7. Cricket

    “deep state troglodytes have gone to ‘plan b’”

    Plan b? Ain’t seen nuthin yet. Plan ‘c’ is on deck.

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  8. ironbird

    Fucking war mongers. Want a parade. We will tell you what that means punk. Roll Tide.

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  9. chuck bennett

    I’m back bitches

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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